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if you want to call elon musk an unfunny fascist deadbeat dad directly:

I say this about Ethan Page all the time lmao

Happy International Women's Day. All I can really say today is that I'm so sorry to women in general. You deserve better.

It’s crazy how everybody time the Stardom girls come over here how they don’t look out of place on tv.

Some might say they look better than some of the girls on tv every week…

#AEWCollision

I hope Hurt Business beat Outrunners on the PPV tomorrow in under 2 minutes. Full on squash. Send a message to the tag division that they aren't fuckin playing. No hope spots. No opportunities for the Outrunners to get their shit in. Just a complete one sided obliteration. Devastate the crowd. #AEW

MORIARTY! FUCK YEAH #AEW

This really shouldn't be a hot take but uh, Lee Moriarty is way better at this than Daniel Garcia. #AEWCollision

Friendly reminder to my #WrestleSky friends that R*ngs*den*ws is run by a hugely transphobic scumbag piece of shit

My list:
Aminata
Athena
Bayley
Chelsea
Dakota
Hayter
Hazuki
Itoh
Iyo
Kamitani
Maika
Mariah
Mei Seira
Mercedes Mone
Mina
Miu
Momo Watanabe
Paxley
Rhea
Roxanne
Showzuki
Stat
Tomoka
Utami
Willow
Yukihi

7x #Stardom, 6x #AEW, 6x #WWE, 2x #Marigold, 1x #ROH, 1x #TJPW, 1x #NXT, 1x joshi freelancer queen

This is why Kevin Owens should've won the fucking feud goddammit. He doesn't need all this shit for people to care, because his genuine passion for the business naturally exudes from him and he knows how to cut a fucking promo. Amazing thread how we're being duped AGAIN potentially. Fuck.

So for a guy like Punk, who's spent his entire career being very anti-corporate, very anti-authority, to sell out and go full on corporate heel, THAT would be fucking compelling. That would be good shit! And I don't even like CM Punk! I'm not a fan! It's simple character motivation. #WrestleSky

So instead, it seems TO ME like WWE is going to tease having the guy who already wears suits everywhere turn into even MORE of a corporate champion than he already is, just to can turn around and have him double down on being a good guy, so fans stop rooting for him to turn heel. #WrestleSky

"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money." It's right fucking there.

You know who this storyline would have worked incredibly well with, if the plan was actually to go through with a corporate heel turn? CM Punk. CM Punk is in that perfect phase of his career where he's still super over as a babyface, but also well known to be kind of old and over it. #WrestleSky

Think about who the big corporate sellout heel turns have been in the past. Stone Cold, The Rock, JBL, Seth Rollins, Kevin Owens. All guys who you would never have imagined wearing a suit and selling out the fans for money before.

But that's literally already who Cody Rhodes is LOL #WrestleSky

I think the worst part of this is how tone deaf it is.

"Let's tease that we're gonna have our top babyface sell his soul and go corporate!"

Okay, but...it's Cody Rhodes. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? Suits, tour bus, Michael Cole always spouting pro-Cody propaganda? He's already corporate af 😂 #WrestleSky

Maybe Cody gets down on one knee and swings his arm back like he's going to do a low blow behind the ref's back - but then he doesn't. Because THIS Cody refuses to sell his soul, refuses to turn heel. And then he'll win anyway. Because that's who this Cody is now. Less fun Super Cena. #WrestleSky

Cody will probably defend his title against either Cena or Punk at WM, both huge fan favorites in WWE, and guys that would be primed for Cody to turn heel against. And I bet there'll be a huge moment in the match too, where he has an opportunity to cheat - maybe even an ROH throwback. #WrestleSky

So I think that's what this is. Dwayne is coming in YET AGAIN to help re-ignite fan passion towards WWE's golden boy. Cody just isn't an interesting enough character to stand on his own for very long, so he needs support to prop him up similar to how Roman used to in the late 2010s. #WrestleSky

This goes back years, back to AEW even. Cody Rhodes has a Homelander-esque desire to be liked by everyone. He wants to be a role model for kids. He REFUSES to turn heel. He wouldn't in AEW when he was getting BOOED IN THE PROMOTION HE BUILT! He won't do it in WWE if he can help it. #WrestleSky

This entire inclusion of Dwayne into the Cody WM title defense is going to be a misdirection to get people who are convinced of (or even ROOTING FOR) Cody's imminent heel turn to want him to NOT to sell his soul and become "corporate Cody".

I'm convinced it was never in the plans! #WrestleSky

Last year, Rock was used to get the crowd fired up at wanting Cody to finish his story.

THIS YEAR Rock is being used to get the crowd fired up at wanting Cody to STAY BABYFACE.

There's been some buzz for a couple months now that Cody should, or is going to, turn heel.

IMO, unlikely. #WrestleSky

They used The Rock's potential insertion into the match to maintain fan interest in Cody finishing his story. I know I remember very distinctly, fans were starting to get bored with Cody before that Rock segment.

Here's the thing though: they're doing it AGAIN this year, just tweaked! #WrestleSky

I'm convinced I already have this weird Cody/Rock segment figured out. They're basically doing the exact same shit that they did last year. LET ME CLARIFY!

I'm someone who thinks WWE NEVER ACTUALLY PLANNED to do Roman/Rock at last year's WM, and the entire plan all along was Roman/Cody. #WrestleSky

Seri Yamaoka had an incredible debut. MIRAI was also fantastic in that match. I loved the grappling and striking.

I'm really hoping that Kouki's injury isn't one that'll require surgery to repair. A simple sprain or strain would be painful enough, but a torn ligament would be worst case scenario.

Stoked for Yuzuki as Super Flyweight champ, and Utami as Marigold World Champion. Utami really is HER. Yuzuki is one hell of a talent too, and only 19!

Rossy really put the United National title on Sakurai😒

Natsumi Showzuki for next United National champ, please. And sooner than later, preferably.

I'm a special kind of giddy awaiting Utami vs Sareee for the Marigold World Title. It's those kinds of butterflies, when you love a wrestler so much, and you truly believe that night can be their night. This is one of the best parts of being a wrestling fan. This match is gonna be transcendent.

that 6 woman tag main event on the Dec 26th Marigold show was nuts. Utami/Sareee is gonna be incredible.

The one nice thing I can say about Cody Rhodes if you can call it that is that I respect to the fact that he went and created a presentation for himself fooling almost the entire wrestling universe into thinking he's top guy material... He is literally the Charlotte Flair of the men's division

Eddy Thorpe's gimmick just makes me miss Muhammad Hasan honestly. Those types of gimmicks in a country like the U.S. will always be relevant, but you need the promo skills to really sell it and I just feel Thorpe fundamentally lacks that.