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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield

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US culture, violence, politics, psychoanalysis | associate faculty @brooklyninstitute.bsky.social | fellow @rooseveltinstitute.org | co-host @unhappinesspod.bsky.social podcast | columnist @nplusonemag.com ~ 2 niche 2 live 2 on brand 2 die ~

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same

09.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

another tl;dr from this book is essentially "if the Iranian state can just hold out long out enough against air power - which might entail truly apocalyptic destruction - their capacity for asymmetric war and defense in depth will just fucking *rock* anyone stupid enough to put boots on the ground"

09.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a screencap of text from a military history of Iran, which can be found here (page 316) : https://www.google.com/books/edition/Immortal/8eUTLaaVOOQC?hl=en&gbpv=1&bsq=naval%20procurement

a screencap of text from a military history of Iran, which can be found here (page 316) : https://www.google.com/books/edition/Immortal/8eUTLaaVOOQC?hl=en&gbpv=1&bsq=naval%20procurement

from Steven Ward's 2014 military history of Iran, Immortal (Georgetown UP)

09.03.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

sure we could unlock the Strait of Hormuz by assaulting the regional stronghold and defeating its boss via a Decapitation Strike, but what's our plan for when the AI's Vendetta mechanism spawns a Bounty Hunter at our level or higher who will track us anywhere we go across the entire worldmap

09.03.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€¦about the 1873 massacre in Colfax, La., where dozens of Black men were murdered by a mob of former Confederates and Ku Klux Klan members.

ChatGPT had deemed it β€œD.E.I.” Mr. Fox said he agreed. β€œBecause it focuses on exclusively anti-Black violence, which is a race,” he said.”

09.03.2026 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 641    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9

people with salaries are seriously talking about traversing space, time, and material obstacles like its a matter of just unlocking fast travel points and denying your enemy the stone and lumber they need for resource trees

09.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

does anyone know if the strait of hormuz has been mined yet

09.03.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

goddamn

09.03.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cops boarded the plane knowing there was no threat because it wasn’t a school.

09.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

psychoanalysis isn't a GUT but it does cut right thru questions about why people don't "learn lessons," why they repeat the same aggressive enactments, etc by demanding we look to what people actually do despite what they say and to what the functions of those very questions are

09.03.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BDE, persisting

09.03.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are you an oil tanker worried about getting merked by the artesh? sounds like a skill issue: even though they call it a "strait" I would simply maneuver serpentine. also: stop using red barrels for your oil - they are NOTORIOUS

09.03.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he certainly thinks it's the limit of ours. and honestly its a little hard to disagree

09.03.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

War must be going really bad for the US to already start setting up Israel to become the scapegoat for its failures and atrocities

09.03.2026 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 465    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

press conference where they announce a wartime economy to support the not-war lawlessly not-waged by the department of war and all the journalists just keep asking Hitler what this means for affordability

09.03.2026 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I sometimes wonder if we just named "soft power" something like "tall turgid thrusting power" would these guys have been more in favour of it and thereby less self undermining.

09.03.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1142    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 9

if there were some way to have recoded β€œbig dick energy” to denote caring, containment, potentiating imagination and the thriving of others, etc etc we would be in a very different and better place

09.03.2026 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

frankly yes

09.03.2026 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I confess I have a love/hate relationship with it myself

09.03.2026 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if some busted ass statue with no arms legs or head told me that I Must Change My Life I would simply reply β€œyou first”

09.03.2026 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody’s talking about this but if you simply kill enough people and smash the economy you unlock β€œLegitimacy”

- Tha DaRk P0litical_Sc1entist

09.03.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it feels like my country is an assembly line for producing crimes against humanity which no one will ever punish, or even bother to pretend caring about, and it's making me crazy

09.03.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1879    πŸ” 343    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8

Kind of weird when you can watch the global market collectively go "oh shit he is that crazy".

09.03.2026 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1588    πŸ” 295    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 16

look you gotta give in the surveillance team a chuckle or two

09.03.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

get in losers we’re eschatonmaxxing

09.03.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump tells oil CEOs: Arising each morning the true Samurai must visualize himself being torn apart by dogs, pierced by flaming arrows, cleaved in twain by a ōdachi. the path of Bushidō can be trod only by those who consider themselves already dead and thus free

09.03.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Salisbury-on-Mars

09.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

08.03.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7935    πŸ” 1408    πŸ’¬ 173    πŸ“Œ 32

LLMs saying "you met me at a very Chinese Room time in my life"

09.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sitting with the proposition that the US arbitrarily declaring this round of slaughter over and victory accomplished no matter what's happening on the ground only to then at some unforeseeable but inevitable time in the future getting hit with 9/11 II might be some kind of "best case scenario"

08.03.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0