𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃

Exactly! No calm moments right now.

I wish it was ☠️ I am so grumpy and stressed all the time now.

Stopped smoking 🍃 and turns out I’m not as chill as I once thought.

Thank you!! 😭💕

Hi, I’m never on here, but let’s take a minute for the dress ✨

Whenever someone has an awful opinion I just imagine the Guitar Hero crowd booing at them.

I’m cackling

If you can call your friends some random nickname, you can also NOT deadname people. It’s that simple.

To every person “struggling” with not deadnaming someone- I’ve gone by Ash most of my life, and no one has bat an eye. That is not my legal name. But when ~certain~ people find out my first name and immediately call me that, it gives me the ICK to my bones. So, uh, don’t do this. To anyone.

Oof yikes. You definitely need AC. ☠️

2. … also my Mama

1. My mama!

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back to life.

Animal Crossing or Air Conditioning?? 😂

I paid for it and she lost it AGAIN 😭

Help, I’ve accidentally started dating the entire town in Sun Haven-

My bff just lost our 2057 day streak on Snapchat and I am unwell.

WILL!!!! Adorable as always. ✨💕

One time when I was 19 I was really drunk (shh) and needed to burp but didn’t know how to make myself burp and my neighbor (30+ with like 5 daughters) burped me like a baby by patting on my back. Wholesome and humbling.

Went on “X” and immediately got hit by a bot with some p3do ass bullshit. Literally mourn Twitter and what it used to be. Hate that goddamn app now. Not even worth trying to use.

Alright, fae princess 🧚

My daughter has been asking me to blow bubbles for her lately, not to play with the bubbles, but so she can play with other toys and have bubbles around her??

four games that brought you comfort or helped you heal ✨

Got high and took myself on a walk. Now that’s what I call self care

I don’t know if y’all knew, but the cake is a lie.

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .

Me, looking at a block of cheese and some milk in my fridge while the rest of my food is covered in ants

I wish I had more people to talk to over the phone/video chat because I am lonely and miss actually talking with people, even from afar.

Always

We listen and we don’t judge 👏🏻