KT Reed-Townsend

It's a great day to be a random Irish-American working remotely from a nearly empty soccer bar #IRLvPOR

13.11.2025 21:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Black man in a suit standingnat a podium in the MN State Capitol Rotunda. He is Mayor of Saint Pauk, Mevin Carter.

Mayor Melvin Carter talking abt how eliminating Saint Paul's library fines increased usage of the library, and asking: if that happened with medical debt, what will happen? (People will get the healthcare they need!)

02.04.2025 14:51 — 👍 178    🔁 20    💬 3    📌 1

Lesbians, we need to start reclaiming ties from the MAGA girls immediately.

25.02.2025 18:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, I'm a DEI employee

Dozens of
Eels
In a trench coat

04.02.2025 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The real reason Emilia Perez was shot in Paris was because they heard the French were headed toward Mexico City and didn't let them get past Puebla.

THAT'S A CINCO DE MAYO JOKE, LADIES AND GERMS.

15.01.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Delay, Deny, ✨🦷Dental Emergency🦷✨

16.12.2024 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That feeling when one of your teeth just straight up shatters a month before your wife's dental benefits kick in

16.12.2024 19:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, you definitely did. That's a key part of the lore.

09.12.2024 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if Timothee Chalamet is having so much fun in Minnesota that he moves here runs for mayor of Minneapolis

Just like... what if

06.12.2024 16:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still gotta remind myself that really happened?????

06.12.2024 16:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

image of Don Draper from the TV show Madmen standing in front of an easel during a pitch to a client

The CEOdiac Killer

05.12.2024 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0