Floyd

just in case you need this

I have read five books this week I should probably do something else

a cartoon character with blue hair covering her face ALT: a cartoon character with blue hair covering her face

I discovered I’ve accidentally been using a library card that belongs to the previous owner of my house for >6 months.

“Mom, why is his name Quiet Riot if he’s actually loud?” - astute musical observations from 7yo

oh hell yeah

Frankly I do not know where the gens start and stop, only that I get older and more irrelevant by the hour

It’s like Google?? Or look up. Conduct a search.

That *is* a Gen Z phrase, I’m pretty sure 👵🏻

For absolutely no reason, I’ve been trying to figure out how old my new RMT is. I think I’ve clocked her at under 30 because she used the phrase “search up” today

Oh gosh, I am so sorry to read this. Sending you love 💕

Finding a good plumber you can trust is C R I T I C A L

I have learned that a significant portion of home ownership is just trying to make sure water stays in the places it should be and doesn’t get into places it shouldn’t. Good luck 💦

The Loathsome Boer

catastrophic levels of m’lady

Not if you eat juuuust the right amount of fried chicken first

Ooh, also an excellent choice. I love ST

There can only be one.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Regardless, I am very excited to return to Canada tomorrow.

They showed up at the pool today and people noticeably went out of their way to avoid them. They were the only folks not chatting and yukking it up. They looked kind of miserable. It would have been sad, except… y’know.

I was feeling pretty hopeless about Florida, but I’ve only seen one Trump flag in the retirement village that my parents live in, and the people flying it have been completely ostracized.

I’m at a Superbowl party in the USA. This might be the most off-brand thing I’ve ever done

Thank you! 💕 Staying with family in a non-major city so I think we’ll do okay

Anyway I am going to the United States tomorrow and it has never felt weirder and wrong-er.

Just when I was going to start charging my American husband $20 every time he uses the good bathroom

I stopped using the Other App some time ago and have, unfortunately, grown tired of keeping all my thoughts to myself. So, here I am (again) 👋

Yes! And you can actually join any game with a link

Husband and I were gonna Go Out tonight but instead we spent our Going Out money on a second copy of Baldur's Gate so we can play local co-op on bigger screens and I think that's kind of beautiful

We’ve had between 5 and 9 people at our house for an entire week but tonight it’s just me and husband

I am going to play

so many

v i d e o g a m e s

hi hello!!!!! nice to see ya here!

my husband just started talking about the Roman Empire. unprompted. the meme is real.