Champie

Tᴙump: And if you really shine them, you can use them to...

Aide: Remember sir, we talked about not saying that one out loud.

The US President is set to make an announcement later today, decrying all the nasty dictators in the world, direct from the Glass House.

As long as you take your shoes off, that's fine.

Beavers have it worse than us.

Short form ode
Max five syllables
Low key name

#Lowku

I'm sure they were going to offer to send Grok, but then realised that it would probably answer the questions.

50 Shades of Grey implies at least 18 bits of colour resolution.

Crews to the left of me, smoke guys to the right
here I am, stuck in the mud all with moo

*also supposed to be working.

You are always welcome here.

And I was on a streak of not getting arrested.

I can barely walk through the centre of town. My case comes up next month.

Bluesky not-showing-all-posts shenanigans? I may have been a bit more active recently, but not that much I thought.

I'm sure you could easily name a hundred things that can cause worse effects on people's health, but the government wouldn't ban them because "normal" people chose to use them.

#CommaOfTheDay

One can't be too careful in these cases.

Sticking a flag up in my office in lieu of doing any real work.

He’ll be dead before it really gets going.

Camouflage is one of my prints. It shows a monster poorly hiding behind a box

Help me move into a higher tax bracket by purchasing one of my many fun prints marswasrubbish.etsy.com

Shame Dither Starmer isn't as alliterative.

Shame they're adding the US, but I guess evil is a one-out-one-in club.

For the avoidance of doubt, I'm also too busy to see Faᴙage at dinner.

Highlighter II: The Markening

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Snow Whiteboard

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Fight the Powerpoint

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Folder President’s Men

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Looking forward to retiring, so I can start being a bigot.

Search for Truss successor is over.

#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

Note to self: It’s “I played the violin when I was young”, not “I used to be a kiddy fiddler”.

Fixed it

Should I Stapler or Should I Gum?

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