Emerson Collins

I need a hobby 🤣

Genuinely considering becoming a rainbow crosswalk graffiti artist.

At a Jocktober backyard gay movie night watching Practical Magic, with midnight margaritas obviously, and you better believe it became a full singalong when Faith Hill’s “This Kiss” started playing.

How long till the TikTok gay baiters make a trend showing off VPL to Taylor Swift’s “Wood” and then the actual gays do it too (I mean me.)

I can’t imagine letting other people making jokes about something you love steal any of the joy you find in it.
Like, I don’t care at all what you think of the things I like?

Guess I might have to finally listen to Brat!

My therapist and I have really been working on the many root contributions to the anxiety I take medication for.
It’s going well, and he asked if we should take a break.
And I said, in all seriousness, “um, no? At least not till after I pick out a Halloween costume.”

THANK YOU!! Assembled almost entirely from pieces of other costumes we already had in our “gay nonsense” storage bin 🤣

I’m all for people loving who they love!
But being honest….
when the lady announced this new…era…I was a bit pre-exhausted that it would be so pervasive again.
But, I have to admit, it’s a wonderful timeline cleanse, and since I’m not invested, it’s amusing to watch the discussion in discourse.

Spent the weekend performing with the Skivvies in Palm Springs, and got to do a new number as Frank from their “Rocky Horror Skivvies Show.”
An absolute blast, and of course an excuse to be in funderwear on stage 😜

Me logging on to any socials lately.

An incredible weekend celebrating my best friend’s bachelor party…but obviously I did not miss the chance to make a lovely bridesmaid help me with this unnecessary photo shoot at the ridiculous house we were in!

Clearly I need an emotional release because I am unnecessarily undone at the Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban split news.

It’s 8:30am and I am laying in bed on Sunday of a Bachelor Party weekend trying to force myself to get in the shower to leave for drag brunch in 30 mins after ending the poolside showtunes karaoke at 3am.
This is not a battle, it is a WAR.

Kimmel absolutely nailed that monologue. As a comedian, as a person, as an American.

The TikTok Christians think The Rapture is tomorrow, so I’m trying to decide what outfit looks best to be Left Behind when I’m raptured.

Aleve having its best day ever.

He was my FIRST thought! Also he was in the show!

Right?? 🤣

Just very available!

Lin Manual Miranda to play Dawson.
I had to read this 3 times to believe it says what it says.
Then I had to research 3 sources to make sure it was true.
I genuinely don’t mean this harshly, but was like, not a single WB era star of TV or screen available to…more appropriately fit this moment?

Starting our transition to spook season this evening with Practical Magic and margaritas, obviously.

Ah yes, notably newly woke Garth Brooks.
Who wrote “We Shall Be Free.”
In 1992.

“When the last child cries for a crust of bread
When we're free to love anyone we choose
When this world's big enough for all different views
When we all can worship from our own kind of pew
Then we shall be free.”

Yup, I’m good over here with the trying-but-reaaaaaal-flawed group in the corner!

Kinda hope the TikTok “The Rapture is Tuesday” people are correct, because they can go ahead and go.
“Left Behind” always seemed like pretty great eventuality to me.

We will be celebrating your birthday then!

That they didn’t put his picture on this says everything, doesn’t it.

A lot of people who love to start their clickbait grifter posts with “so much for the Party of Tolerance...” sure are real quiet as the supposed “Party of Free Speech.”

(Neither title is correct, but the hypocrisy is fascinating given they have to neuter their own positions to not point it out.)

🤗🤗

It’s late, catching up on the shit show of day from actual authoritarian government pressure on free speech and broadcasting.
But, I got to spend the day making some glorious art in a pitch presentation with truly stunning artists and performers.
We all fight where we can, how we can.