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it really coulda been lol

😆 it's abbath

hub: "you have a jelly bean under your desk. ..and a hot cheeto. ...and a spiral frito. ....and a cheese ball!! what the hell."

😆🙃

mornin

squidward from spongebob squarepants is wearing a green beanie ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is wearing a green beanie

you know it 😆💀

a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage in front of a yellow wall . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage in front of a yellow wall .

oooo, these next two weeks are gonna feel like a legit vacation now!

the ultimate

me to ganon: 🎶the world is a vampire...sent to drai-e-ai-e-ain🎶

ganon: *gazing at me with curiosity*

me to ganon: 🎶secret destroyers...hold you up to the flame🎶

ganon: *still gazing*

me to ganon: 🎶and what do i get...for my pai-e-ain?🎶

ganon: *kisses me right on the lips*

😂😂🥹🥲💕🖤

😆 i'll never yell at a cloud. it's where i'll be keeping my head.

rapidly reaching my bitter curmudgeon phase

that's not spock in this pic, just referencing his yellow face they tried for a hot minute. this was a very experimental show

yellow spock. james r. kirk.
original star trek was all over the place.

Happy Birthday Tobias Forge🎂✨

I tried to draw a portrait of our dear Mr. Ghost! I actually wanted to use different brushes to make it look more artistic, but as you can see, I held back quite a bit lol🙈

I hope you like it anyway🫶🏻

#thebandghost
#tobiasforge

getting closer to reaching my last fuck with every passing day

mornin

cousin it from the addams family wearing a bowler hat and sunglasses

the coolest fucker who ever lived

sundays are for satan 😌

dogs love you like nothing else on this planet.

😂😂 good ol' time traveling.

one time in pokémon GO, i caught electabuzz and grimer makin out

#HappyPokemonDay #PokemonDay

back in my day, i'd play the game boy games on two game boys and i'd link the game boys with a cable to trade pokémon with myself in order to complete my pokédex, which was the style at the time.

#HappyPokemonDay #PokemonDay

"my toenail is so sharp it could pop a balloon"

"i have a weird hair growing out of the middle of my forehead"

~things often said in the morning 😆

kinda like the noodles 😂

eww. pass 😆

a man in a red shirt and tie is standing in front of a fridge . ALT: a man in a red shirt and tie is standing in front of a fridge .

😆

wait. one of the ones..best or worst 😆

i think i'd say s'mores is worse. those flavors don't work in anything but s'mores lol

it gets worse?!?

that sounds amazinggg! i actually have everything seasoned macadamia nuts 😛