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Adeptus Custodes' public vox account. || We're God's Banana Janitors with depression and oil! || Still waiting for the Lord Banana || Do NOT mention the clowns.

241 Followers  |  53 Following  |  236 Posts  |  Joined: 22.10.2023
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Custodes unit #6969, reporting for duty. Well, technically calling an SOS.
My voxcalls (messages) from the Asiatic Dustfields appear to be jammed (blocked by the firewall of China).
If anyone from the Palace is listening, please send help, the heat is cooking me alive in my armor.

28.07.2025 06:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am going to cry.

06.06.2025 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very adorable!

11.05.2025 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Custodes (@AdeptusBananas) / X Custodes (@AdeptusBananas) / X

I HAVE BEEN UNBANNED

x.com/AdeptusBananas

04.05.2025 19:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me and the mortals on a night out:
(Art by Velkiras-Na’khon)

24.04.2025 20:49 — 👍 24    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

The Imperial Palace except all Custodes on vigil have to t-pose.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk, Custodes out.

12.04.2025 15:52 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I WOULD KILL FOR THAT-

15.03.2025 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Constantin Valdor, the Emperor's Spear, earned a name for having the most democratic election for Captain-General ever. He won with a total of 20,000 votes, in the Ten Thousand with only 10,000 voters.

15.03.2025 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pin by Mr. G on Pixel Art in 2025 | Warhammer 40k artwork, Warhammer art, Pixel art Jan 30, 2025 - This Pin was discovered by Mr. G. Discover (and save!) your own Pins on Pinterest

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I found it on pinterest,

But here's the artist on X: x.com/Pixel_Hagl

I sadly, have been exiled from the mortal realm of X, and thus unfortuantely cannot congratulate this mortal in person.

14.03.2025 14:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pixelhagl cooked on this. The Custodes approve so very much.

14.03.2025 14:30 — 👍 42    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0
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Me and my Voxcaster homies, in out glorious duties to the Imperium: (yes, the trombone is an extraordinary important part of the glory of the Ten Thousand)

25.01.2025 01:47 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Please PLEASE tell me when you complete those lovely bananas, I've love to see 'em!

24.01.2025 16:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love the way you do contrast and color

21.01.2025 01:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That contrast is GORGEOUS!

21.01.2025 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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and the next 2

21.01.2025 00:13 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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here they are!

21.01.2025 00:13 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Send Custodes wardens pictures, I want to see 'em completed! You can't just say that and leave with no minis shown, gimme my bananas!
//Another reason why Custodes are the best 😎

20.01.2025 21:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Pin by Edmond Roberts on Warhammer 40k cosplay | Warhammer 40k miniatures, Warhammer models, Warhammer figures This Pin was discovered by Edmond Roberts. Discover (and save!) your own Pins on Pinterest

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18.01.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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[AYAYAYA INTENSIFIES]

18.01.2025 23:04 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Some...very interesting art of our glorious sisters in the Custodes.

(Custodes gf by @dndosld73832)

18.01.2025 20:30 — 👍 96    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0

( this is actually my alt lol. @warmasterhorus.bsky.social sky.social is just my alt for more personal stuff)

18.01.2025 20:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Custodes! Arrest this man for impersonation!

18.01.2025 20:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Ten Thousand And One Custodes - Chapter 15 - Sunsmiter - Warhammer 40.000 [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org/works/505400...

11.01.2025 21:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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More Custodian crack

11.01.2025 21:04 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy (late) New Year!

02.01.2025 19:42 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I see you. 🫵
(POV: Me when a famous artist notices me:)

25.12.2024 03:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Merry Sanguinala, loyal Imperium citizens!

25.12.2024 03:01 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

He must really love the boss blueberry.
((this is hilarious, I love it.))

22.12.2024 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Perturbed Potato Peter

22.12.2024 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0