Rue

a simpsons' character hand holding a brochure that reads, "So I've decided to become isolated and weird again" with a picture of Bart staring eerily out of his bedroom window with dark circles under his eyes, pulling the window shade down

🫂🫂💜 it's all gonna be over soon

as someone who has gone to a million dentists, the odds are low. As worse they'll tell you that you should be flossing and brushing regularly, but they tell that to everyone 🫂

both ed and stede are so pretty with tears in their eyes, I want more of that

very southern, very "bless her heart"

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love this slutty shirt on him. this is to stede what that tiny black t-shirt with the low collar is to ed

listen. you deserve nice things!!

CUUUUTE

On the left, Stede is standing on her right leg at the bottom of the stairs, her left leg folded up so she can fix the strap of her heel. Her right hand is brushing hair off her shoulders. She's biting her lip in concentration, while her speech bubbles say "Sorry for the wait, my love. It's these fiddly- oh bugger- there! We can go now!" with little grunts. Stede's wearing cherry earrings, a ruffled, gauzy off the shoulder blouse, a pink ballet wrap skirt and pink heels with cherries, with matching red on her nails and toenails. On the right there's Ed, in two floating panels. In the first, she's sitting on the armchair and playing on her phone, while in the second she's jumping up from her lounging pose to stare at Stede in wonder. Her speech bubbles say "Take your time princeeeeeeeess- Yeah, we're gonna miss that dinner reservation". Ed's wearing a side braid with the rest of her hair loose over the left side of her head, skull and chain earrings, a black crochet bralette and leather pants.

Dinner plans 🍰🍦🍒

#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard

merciful to not sit her butthole directly onto your nose or mouth like some cats

I hope some wealthy patron buys something from ALL OF YOU OKAY

a white shirt with a weird little bear smiling and posing, wearing pink pants with suspenders, and there's text saying: I don't ❤️ have money!!

when I see everyone's cool shops

deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me

i think they should touch tips

delighted by PURE TONE

lots of stuff on sale rn!
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...

Screenshot of tumblr post from user supermanddntdieforthis (aka bsky user heyitsalliemack) crudely drawn person lying and pounding their fist on the ground. The caption reads: “Real footage of me thinking about the gay pirate show”

This post is making rounds on tumblr again and well…still accurate

there's that master tactician!!!

The leftism leaving people's bodies like cartoon ghosts when people say "artists need to be paid" and "don't steal books."

anyway, thanks for the list of things to call my dad

"thanks for the edibles, you hippie wasteoid"

"I will use my taser on you"

BIT of an overreaction

"HEY, YOU GUYS SEEING THIS SHIT??"

Hollaback girl over here

sorry, I would immediately think you were cool and want to be friends with you?? so, incorrect

look my convent was REALLY cool, okay??

I love her comics about wuthering heights itself too, it's the only adaptation I RESPECT

thirst trap rhys would never have happened if it hadn't been for OFMD, I know that's right 😌

man tell me your secrets, my score has me thinking I should just go to the retirement home early