Terry Saunders

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FIVENINETHREETWOONE!

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

This is probably ok

This is the most AI of AI things. I would guess there's a series somewhere on instagram about how you too can create infinite SKUs of clothes, each with a unique backstory

I know it isn't, but this photo looks like a really badly chosen stock image

Why is it called Shrek Shrek? IS THAT HIS FULL NAME?

Why is the hat so tall? Surely Generative AI can manage a picture of a hat based on a picture of a hat?

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Poster for Time to Shine in Berlin this Friday and Saturday. Friday is sold out

FRIDAY IS SOLD OUT. tickets selling fast for Saturday

timetoshineten.eventbrite.de

@terrysaunders.bsky.social @ladios.bsky.social

#latex #berlin #comedy #fetish #kink

It's also ironic that the right were so certain Charlie Kirk's murder would be the Reichstag Fire that shifted public feeling towards Christofascism, but it didn't even move the needle, and now Alex Pretti's murder may do the exact opposite. Kirk was so unlikable he couldn't even be a useful martyr.

There are a lot of tired, lazy and easy ways to attack Trump but when he says something like this I think by law “BONE SPURS” should flash on the screen

But everyone was a newbie once

I’d actually a love a job as one of his aides, but just spending the day constantly feeding him batshit bullshit.

I always wondered what happen to Mike Teevee

If there is one thing I admire about Trump, it's that he can talk onstage acting as if everyone watching loves him when they clearly don't. Whereas I always presume everyone hates me, even if they don't!

Say what you like, but that anecdote about increasing tariffs because he found a woman annoying could have come straight from Live at the Apollo

you know, I'm warming to him

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME TRUMP LOOKS PRESIDENTIAL

Can we not just give him Iceland as a joke?

As a British man living in Germany I am happy to correct Trump in saying that that had WWII gone the other way we would not all be speaking German, but that wouldn't be for the lack of trying.

I'm just asking AI to make a video of me reading this post and then punching a hole in the wall

Slightly disappointed that Carney isn't also in cool shades for his speech

That giant orange Honda battery looks like it's going to get toasty

ok I have to get this off my chest. The Traitors: Uncloaked might be a 'visual podcast' but there is NO NEED for them to have stupid big microphones, they are a BBC production and they have lapel mics. I don't understand!

Because he is a coooool doood

Love hurts

Love is a fickle beast

Hey, what if the article is actually aimed at the apple?

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

If EVERYTHING HE HAS EVER DONE is anything to go by, it is pretty clear that Trump will give María Corina Machado nothing for that Nobel Peace Prize