50 Rats in a Man Suit

Excerpt of Mahmoud Khalil's new op-ed

Mahmoud Khalil's new op-ed from detention—
"Faced with a movement for divestment they couldn't crush, your trustees opted to set fire to the institution they're entrusted with…History will redeem us, while those who were content to wait on the sidelines will be forever remembered for their silence."

FINDING OUT KESHA IS TOURING WITH SCISSOR SISTERS IS TOP TEN THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME

I am manifesting nice used patio furniture on Facebook marketplace

Ever since my cat learned how to place fetch I have not known a moment of peace

Trans women are participating in lesbianism in ways I cannot begin to fathom. I wish I was as advanced as they are in loving women…….

I wish actually seeing a movie in a theatre didn’t make my brain explode

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

A man types at his computer. There's a corkboard behind him with various pieces of string connecting various documents. He sweats and says "oh Christ, I know who killed John F. Kennedy. It's" He looks at his screen. "Me?" Onscreen there's a picture of himself merrily pointing a rifle out of the book depository window.

May the rotting flesh of kings feed the earth.

Halfway to the weekend. LFG!

I wish I was capable of going a single minute without bursting into tears

I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know

This would be a win for mes everywhere

My FIL is moving back to America and my MIL hates him so much she’s literally thinking abt leaving the state omg omg omg

me

i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

My mom had a gas leak and spun the fuck out and said a bunch of terrible shit to me and just texted me to reconnect— can we not address the gas leak

If Bearby B Kennedy doesn’t get sworn in I’ll go absolutely hog wild

Why has he put himself into my recycling box

Beheaded

moms when they could communicate completely normally: are you ready to solve my riddles three

My cat that is always knocking over his water bowl: what the fuckkkkk… what don’t I have any water….. this is bullshit.

Romancing every man in Veilguard until the game makes me choose booo hisssss

Crying for three hours after a fight 🤩♥️

NOOOOOO….. get locker’d rook

This fucking outfit …. Sent from hell fr

Rook was NOT expecting Rivaini fashion to be like this 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ #dragonage #art #ocs #veilguard

'They attack disabled, migrants, travellers, homeless - next they attack you"
Spotted in Liverpool, UK

Early Emmy upload today since I’ll be flying off soon. Can’t wait to see his cute face ingame when I’m home. #DragonAge #EmmrichVolkarin

Slapdash and messily posting Turians on main

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing