Unwinder

Personally I would not assign an operation with more casualties than expected, particularly if some of them were people I specifically wanted alive, a higher degree of success than one that only harmed the intended target. But I've never been elected to public office, so what do I know?

I'm an amateur trying to write a novel for the first time, and I don't know if I can even get this particular project to fit the parameters publishers look for in debut novels, but I plan on self-publishing an e-book at minimum if no other publishing path seems viable.

Could combine it with past YA trends. "Father said that he would disinherit Genesis if he married outside Faction Unfearful."

We need to being back the "fall of a great family" novel. But as a trendy YA genre.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...

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Iran is just a distraction from folding my laundry.

well hold on now maybe the military invasion in the middle east being run by narcissistic sociopaths with substance abuse issues will go smoothly and we’ll all end up looking stupid

He's got some genuine ability to interpret dreams, but is otherwise false. It's a fantasy story, so that power could come from anywhere.

Got everything in this book, there's an Arthurian guy on a Green Knight-esque quest at the bottom of the ocean, a Little Mermaid/Moby Dick riff with Western elements, a 1001 Nights sequence with sailors trying to tell a good enough story to impress a pirate captain or be thrown overboard.

Working on creating a character who's like an evil version of an extremely authentically portrayed old-testament prophet, but also making them not anti-semitic in any way.

If Anthony Davis stands next to D'Angelo Russel, they've got a pretty impressive set of two eyebrows going.

Just found out after not paying attention to him for a while that D'Angelo Russel is with the Wizards and therefore back with Anthony Davis. Which is beautiful. It's destiny for the NBA's two main unibrow guys to be together.

Yeah, when people take the occult stuff and baby murder stuff at face value they make the whole movement to investigate Trump over the files look like Qanon.

I can grudgingly accept a solution that maintains an agency called ICE that has something or other to do with immigration if you can show me a real, concrete alternate plan to stop them from doing what they're doing. So far I don't see it.

What good are body cams when the DOJ won't share evidence? What good is better training when the vice president is telling them they have total immunity? What good is lowering their budget when we know a future authoritarian can just raise it again with no resistance from the dems?

I have some sympathy for Democratic candidates who are reluctant to embrace abolishing ICE because it doesn't poll well, but they've got to come up with some sort of vision that isn't obviously weak and meaningless.

If only we could "get the goods" on him. He could be rendered a negligible force.

Gotta be those dry-ass mini donuts they sell in vending machines that are coated in chocolate-adjacent wax.

A a weird guy labeled "llapingacho monster" eating a big pile of llapingachos.

My receipt drawing has been taped up at Chimborazo NE for eight or nine years now.

Why do you think he's so anxious to get robots to do all the work?

Five-pound fine dropped by Sir Watkyn Basset as video evidence surfaces showing no theft of ICE agent's helmet by local man-about-town.

If Facebook were invented today, I struggle to even imagine who would want to sign up for it.

I'm beginning to think that Zuck just got lucky when his college stalking website happened to blow up right when there was an open niche for a digital replacement for the phone book. I'd like to see him explain now exactly what Facebook is even for.

Listened to the real version of U Should Not Be Doing That by Amal and the Sniffers. Devastated that all the strange whooping and cooing noises from the radio version were just censorship and not an intended part of the song.

It's funny and worth recommending

BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.