Pietro Maximoff (Parody)

{People who judge fanfic writers baffle me because there are such good fanfics out there I think you’re cool no matter what!!}

How many snack breaks do you think it would take for me to run around the world?

Taking a long break from RP for a few reasons.

1. My mental health.

2. I feel like I’m misrepresenting the characters right now.

3. I wanna spend more time with my new boyfriend @4d4m4nt1ump4ws.bsky.social

Night? Dude I got so much energy right now.

*Pietro may or may not have chugged a few Monsters.*

I’m alive!!!

“How to get the Professor to blush in one easy step.”

*Shoves Erik in front of Charles.*

“And done.”

Yeah so I stole some liquor for New Year’s anyone want to drink with me?

It’s Christmas and this year I think I’ll spend it on Genosha…

Let’s bug Logan!!

No….

You don’t trust me with the stove?

Oh hell yeah!!

Already got the tree set up dude!!

*Pietro loves Christmas.*

*Speeds in.*

Yeah?

*Appears.*

RP energy is low so I won’t be on today I apologize for this.

Think Charles would let me stay there?

*Pietro blinks a few times when Erik tells him he did a good job.*

Thanks.

You have an island? That’s cool.

*He genuinely sounds excited.*

Oh it was no problem really I just kinda over heard they needed someone fast and volunteered.

Oh what did you do?

*He asks as he speeds them out.*

*Cue the speedster running.*

I was skipping class.

*At least the kid is honest.*

Fair.

Does almost being caught by the police count?

*He may or may not have been causing trouble with Victor all day.*

*Blink blink.*

Well…. No.

I am simply saving people…

Wait you were thinking about killing me???

Says the guy who was about to get caught.

*Puts him down.*