Amy Rose

WATCH A MOVIE YOU ALREADY SAW 118 TIME'S , BAKE COOKYS AND EAT THEM BEFORE THEY HAVE A CHACE TO COOL DOWN, SMOKE MORE WEED "LEAN INTO BEING SLEPPY ALL THE TIME" WATCH SOME SHITTY TV SHOW'S FROM YOUR YOUTH "IT LOOKS DIFFRENT NOW" THINK ABOUT IF YOU WERE YOUR CURRENT AGE AT THE TIME OF THE TV SHOW WOULD YOU HAVE WATCHED IT, WHAT IF YOU WERE TODAYS AGE IN 2004 WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE DIFFRENT, DIG OUT A COUPLE MUSH ROOMS FROM THE CABINET AND EAT THEM AND WONDER IF THERE STILL GOOD, HAVE A COUPLE MORE COOKYS NOW THAT THERE COOL, TURN OUT ALL DA LIGHTS IN YOUR PLACE AND SNEAK AROUND WITH A FLASH LIGHT "ITS BURGLAR NIGHT" , REMEBER YOU HAVENT CHECKED DA MAIL IN A WHILE AND GO OUT BARE FOOT IN THE DARK TO GET IT, DAMN THE GRASS IS CRUNCHY IS IT USALLY LIKE THIS, GUESS IM USALLY WEARING SHOES, THINK ABOUT ONE OF THOSE HAIR CUT'S WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HIT A STRONG WIND AND IT BLEW ALL THE HAIR BACK TO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD, ARE THEY REALLY DOING THAT NOW OF DAYS OR ARE BARBER'S FUCKEN WITH US, DONT REMEBER THESE SHOW'S BEING SO COLORFUL AND GOOD LOOKIN , DAMN WAIT I THINK THE SHROOM'S ARE STILL GOOD HELL YEA , AND DA TEXT SAYS "HELL YEA ITS DA SOLSTICE, SLOW DOWN, GET SAD, HELL YEAH" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK DA SUN LIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes

Gary you f*ck, not like Slotkin is much better

Ours too and it's beyond infuriating

It's what he did with the portraits of Biden hanging in federal offices

In the family group chat it's a competition of who texts it first

Jesus would be proud

Rep Tom Barrett of Michigan. Looking like Quagmire and wearing picnic table cloths

Sir Derek, I've been roasting my Republican federal representative for wearing the same uncoordinated outfit and shoes to each photo op for the last 3 months. If he was a woman, he'd be roasted like MTG and that red jumpsuit. It's so painful to have to see it *and* suffer the decisions he's making.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 06/02/25 MYTHBUSTER: No, People Will Not “Literally Die” with the One Big Beautiful Bill HOAX: People will “literally die” because of the One Big Beautiful Bill. This is one of Democrats’ most disgusting lies because the One Big Beautiful Bill strengthens and protects the social safety net for every eligible American citizen who needs it. FACT: Medicaid will be strengthened for the American citizens for whom the program was designed — pregnant women, children, people with disabilities, low-income seniors, and other vulnerable low-income families. By removing at least 1.4 million illegal immigrants from the program,

My “No People Will Not Literally Die From This Bill” T-Shirt has people asking questions …

han solo left Chewbacca in the spaceship on a hot day and he died

Hello, I’m New Here NEW COLUMN ALERT: A late-diagnosed neurodivergent woman and 1980s preschool dropout identifies every moment from her past that filled her with sham...

"If I’m going to tell you more about autism awareness, then we’ll need a quiet place. I can’t draw a straight line through a story to save my life, and neither can anyone in my family, which is how I grew up feeling safe. Shame mostly existed out there. Inside, we were us."

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 • 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

Tell me how you have been personally victimized by trans people existing

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Coming in hot on the timeline

I worked for the NRCS. We own the easements on hundreds of thousands of acres of my state's natural land. I'm terrified that they're going to get their hands on it.

An important statement from the American Bar Association. www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...

a series of threaded replies: - my post: who up waning they gibbous - Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY - my post: who up waxing they crescent

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

Graph of federal employees over time showing a flatline trend since the late 1960s

When the dismantlists talk about "trimming the fat" or "bloated" whatever relating to the federal government, remind them that there have been about the same number of federal employees since the 1960s.
Meanwhile US population has increased by ~70% and GDP has increased 29-fold.

Thanks, @neomeruru.bsky.social, we needed this

PKD gang gang, good luck

UPDATED
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1/ Send postcards to:
Sundar Pichai, CEO
Google Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Pkwy, Mountain View, CA 94043.

Report Google Map errors

1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. “Gulf of America" will be at the head of Google’s answer.

(con't)

A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

John pls

Earth Explodes

Earth Explodes
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