@sterkjohnson.bsky.social
Steve
It doesnβt matter how many kimchi pancakes you hand me I will eat all of them
11.10.2025 01:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To enjoy a Zyn is to be human
04.10.2025 03:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You ever think about that one thing your life is missing? And itβs always a heartagram tattoo?
29.06.2025 03:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No talking in the car when Sade is playing
22.06.2025 23:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely gutted to report that I have found out exactly what βtoo much ranchβ is
05.05.2025 00:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He that hath no tomato jam and egg musubi, let him sell his garment and buy one
18.04.2025 13:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why go grocery shopping when you could go watch Cubs baseball at Wrigley Field
08.04.2025 22:53 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Update: I wish the real world would just stop hassling me
14.03.2025 18:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perfectly acceptable thank you for checking
14.03.2025 18:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hitting the Matchbox 20 discography. DO NOT call or text
14.03.2025 15:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1
Jesus is my plug π
26.02.2025 00:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs not other magic players you gotta worry about smelling at the pro tour, itβs actually all the hot dogs
23.02.2025 20:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy shit lol
15.02.2025 00:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0420 on a Wednesday. Iβm alone again
22.01.2025 22:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Taking the bus to buy designer goods
15.12.2024 22:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unreal
07.12.2024 07:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
This is where my feet are supposed to go btw
04.12.2024 14:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No
28.11.2024 03:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
