Becky Fury

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Woosticks ✔️
Sage ✔️
Salty balls ✔️

classic 🇬🇧 triumph sprite x temple ruin, panjim, goa, 🇮🇳
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India’s Maha Kumbh Mela festival happens every 144 years. It has grown in size since its inception attracting a mere 2 million people in the 1700s the festival now attracts 620 million visitors for the 45 day event.

I think you have to reappraise internet exchanges sometimes and understand that the nature of the social media will often render into the form of an argument, what could, in real life be a civil, and interesting conversation

British-ish food..
Part one…
In a very ocassional series. Following on from the Bombay duck pizza , introducing The cheese and bean paratha with extra fresh green chilli’s
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According to Twitter, Republican Red neck poster boy, JD Vance’s children with his Indian origin wife don’t have American enough earwax.
I grew up mixed race with Indian parentage and I never heard that one before. Maybe that’s because of all the Indian earwax blocking my ears

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Not the one in The Scrubs. Or in the glass box in the basement of Wakefield . I don’t think he’s allowed mail

It’s surprisingly accurate and insightful
If you look past the plot about the stolen underpants. Which I don’t think is isn’t historically accurate.

It would be interesting to know, in regard to all the imperialist invasions in India’s history which one is perceived as the worst one. If you want an accurate historical analysis of British colonial rule in India that isn’t made in Bollywood; Carry on up the Khyber

I was being effortlessly funny apparently in a phone call earlier
Hopefully that capability has reinstalled permanently

Sure this is very a very serious documentary on a very serious subject but I’m not feeling very serious.
What’s the nightmare in the Congo? Have they run out of Um Bungo ?

If there was a Guinness world record for loudest fart in yoga I think I would be the world record holder 👏

I was feeling a bit sad today but then I farted in yoga, not a tiny polite little pop of a fart this was a really long raspberry of a fart , loud and rumbling enough that it probably registered on a seismometer somewhere and set off a few over sensitive car alarms. You can’t be sad after that.

On my way back from performing in Leicester I stopped for a glass of wine by the station and ended up chatting to a guy who said he used to play saxophone with The Specials. I think it was Drew Stansell.
Interesting coincidence given the Specials connection to 2 Tone.

New poster art
Took me all fucking day

Blimey. Bit forward of the guy coming to fix the internet to call me shorty. I haven’t even met him yet.

Pretty standard story, My mums family along with many other immigrant families were invited to Britian on the basis they’d been told by the UK government that they were British. Unfortunately no one had told the people in Britain.

I really, really dislike Chinese authoritarianism but if Trump actually wants to make America Great Again he needs to stop fucking about with tariff’s and implement a policy thereby they start drilling children into being mindless automaton foot soldiers of a rising empire rather than one in decline

remember being disappointed, the first time I tried the body of Christ, or lamb of God and found it tasted like a flying saucer but without the sherbet, it didn’t pair very well with the cheap wine either. Whose lamb. His lamb. Which is different religion entirely

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