Spoonbill Reducks

Young Master Fugate thinks the eyebrow lends him an air of gravitas. It might, were it not for the adolescent skin conditions to which he is so regrettably prone.

Or a new video game. 'Baller's Gate'

"Madam Secretary, did you remember the blanket?"
"Blanket? What blanket?"
"The 'BLANKET'. The one with the batteries...?"
"Oh shit... um... it's still on the plane!"
"If that pilot so much as looks in that b... 'blanket', his ass is fired, I swear...!!!"

"I'm shocked that we're going down..." Freudian slip or what?

WHY WASN'T THERE A PLAN TO GET AMERICANS OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST

PEDO: It happened so quickly
Rubio: Israel forced our hand

LATER:
PEDO: I forced Israel's hand

SOOOOOO ...
PEDO KNEW WHEN THEY WERE GOING TO BOMB IRAN ...

AND HAD NO EXIT STATEGY?🤔

ISRAEL GOT US INTO A WAR
PEDO FOLLOWED ORDERS💯

Tell Congress: Demand AG Bondi release ALL of the Epstein files now Contact Congress today!

🚩 House Oversight just voted 24-19 to SUBPOENA AG Pam Bondi over her half-baked Epstein files release.

Key docs still hidden.
Redactions everywhere.
Powerful names protected.

Enough is enough.

Tell Congress: FORCE Bondi to release EVERY unredacted file NOW. No more cover-ups! 🔥

Breaking: Antibiotic licence for salmon farming revoked over 'unacceptable risk' The use of florfenicol in Tasmania's salmon industry has been banned as the country's veterinary medicine regulator suspends an emergency licence for the antibiotic.

#BanSalmonFarming
#ToxicIndustry

It’s a start peeps 👍

hopefully shutting down this environmental disaster will be sooner rather than later

#AusPol

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

No gravel pit big enough.

A Cuban dad did time for a marijuana bust 40 years ago. He died in ICE custody Thursday. Isidro Pérez, 75, lived in Key Largo and had a conviction for marijuana possession in the 1980s. He was arrested on June 5 outside a community center.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

There's no justice. Just us.

Horrifying. Jesus Lord in heaven.

A chickadee looks at two red finches. Behind another chickadee looks curiously at a stone frog.

“I’m Bill and this here’s my best mate George.”
Introductions continue and meanwhile Sam wonders if that frog has always been there…

Welcome to the Clicktatorship, where everything is content

#MaceNancy

Kristi Noem's incompetence is only rivaled by her dishonesty.

The White House just posted a video mixing real footage from the Iran strikes with a killstreak animation from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

x.com/WhiteHouse/s...

Iranians mourn children, teachers killed in school strike Iran buries children killed in missile strike on girls’ school

At least 175 people, many of them children, were killed in an airstrike Saturday on a girls' elementary school in Iran www.washingtonpost.com/world/intera...

The US is run by sociopaths. They're revelling in death and destruction and treating it as a game.

Tim Wilson stuns Australian parliament with attempt at singing Billy Joel song – video Liberal MPs laugh at Wilson’s singing, while Flinders MP Zoe McKenzie appears to say 'oh, God' as the rendition begins

Tone-Deaf Timmeh.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

@hookland.bsky.social vibes

While we're at it, might want to question the previous LNP Energy Minister Angus Taylor who supposedly squirreled away a large oil reserve ( 2.7 to 3.8 million barrels ) in the USA in April 2020 for just such an occasion, then Energy Minister Angus Taylor announced the $94 Million purchase...🤔

And yet, here we are.

How I arrived on Bluesky

Plibersek accuses Mafs of platforming ‘coercive control’ after contestant wanted a woman ‘obedient’ like a dog Social services minister Tanya Plibersek criticises hit reality TV show Married at First Sight for ‘messaging which encourages control and dehumanises women’

What a terrible piece of television it is. These damaged and needy people would be pitiable if they weren't so horrible.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Like every woman on commercial radio, Jackie Henderson's (I refuse to use her nom de guerre) sole function was to tut disapprovingly at the oafish utterances of her male counterpart.

Kyle and Jackie O’s controversial breakfast radio show taken off air after hosts fall out Australian Radio Network accuses Sandilands of ‘serious misconduct’ after Henderson says she ‘cannot continue to work’ with Kiis FM co-host

It’s kind of astonishing and heartwarming just how universally despised both of these ghouls are.

www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...

As Tolkien's King Théoden observed, "Oft evil will shall evil mar."

If you're not walking into the room naked when the President of the United States comes to visit, you're no Winston Churchill.