Robotic Eggplant

This is for me - but you can read it too The Last Day for USAID

This is for me - but you can read it too
open.substack.com/pub/dafdodge...

Canada's own Neil Young.
Keep on rocking in the free world Neil.
#handsoff #elbowsup

he fucking blocked me - can't handle even a little push back.

that's my husband - he's a server - and now that I've lost my job because some dipshit is mad about apartheid ending so he's not going to have insurance either - which I guess works out since he can't take sick days. Shit is bad enough - now I can't want to have a bloody mary without ridicule?

- why pick on me? I've done nothing to you. Fuck I give you $10 every month. You don't have to kick someone when they are down - it's fuckign hard enough.

Do you have all the answers? Because I don't. I'm trying to find a new job so that when I lose my benefits me and my server husband aren't left without insurance. Making a joke that I like brunch shouldn't make me the bad guy - I'm literally trying to not lose my fucking mind

Why are you mad at me? I make one stupid joke and you need to shit on me? I literally have been called a parasite and terrorist for the past month and a half. I lost my career. I'm protesting. I'm calling my fucking reps. I'm fucking broken. I'm so fucking stressed I can't stop shaking most days.

Maybe if the joke was funny, it wouldn't have to be explained?

Ok ... sorry.

I'm going to be honest - I could see Marco turning his family members in at this point - he has lost all credibility - and he didn't have much to begin with

Peter Steele's Hog

got some info - they were there to do an assessment - to see what the US "could" do - if the funding were to be approved and they were told their contracts were ending the day they arrived to start the assessment.

got some info - they were there to do an assessment - to see what the US "could" do - if the funding were to be approved and they were told their contracts were ending the day they arrived to start the assessment.

I think that the dehumanization tactics are working - and I can't fucking believe it. Who the fuck is so weak willed that they can't see an immigrant as human? A fucking third grader as human?! Anyone cheering the detention of a literal child is a monster. This shit is so goddamn scary

I'm a chubby chick who just walked around with 100K other people for 4 hours - yeah I want fucking brunch.

I learned this week he has some obsessive blonde woman who follows him around with a printer and prints out positive stories for him. Apparently she is so obsessed with him that she lives in the locker room at Mango Land to be closer to him. The worst part is I 100% believe this is true

every time one of this dicks opens their mouth I start to ask myself "are they really this stupid?" and the answer is always "yes. they are. why are you even asking?" my follow up is why would anyone believe anything these people say?

oh I want it to be the fuck raft! I want that dude to have to shit off the side of a boat while getting sun poisoning on his thumb shaped head

... I can't handle this level of stupid. If someone said this to me with a straight face I would be at such a lose of words I would simply walk away without saying a word. PS - most of what is at Taco Bell is "Tex-Mex" ... you know ... Texas, the state?

saw that guy!! a true legend

anyone who believes this is an idiot. just think about it - even a little bit - does that make any sense? 3.5 million people across the country were paid? I was at the protest in DC - it was incredibly diverse - and I didn't get paid one red cent - no one did. This is stupid.

yes Buffalo! I was in DC because this is where I live now but I'm so happy to see my hometown showing up!

isn't it insane!? we have lobbied ourselves into inconvenience and gridlock

because my Impreza wagon kicks ass and Ford and Chevy make ugly cars - that's about it.

Ok that made my laugh

Does it involve a sad dolphin who has had too much LSD?

still waiting for my Soros Bucks over here.

I would say the people in his orbit should be ashamed of themselves for propping this shit up - but then I remember these people literally have no shame

does it involve dogs? or bees? or dogs with bees in their mouths?

"open air campus" doesn't sound much better. The guillotine would be too merciful for someone like Tom Homan