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Devour my braies.

10.03.2026 07:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me, dressing up as Zatanna (Mistress of Magic) and casting some spells on all of you. Is that anything?

04.09.2025 12:28 — 👍 47 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 0

I've been following along thinking about a rewatch. Takes a little turn with the new cast but I still loved it.

10.03.2026 04:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay, Mike Judge, we get it: You are the Generation Jones Nostradamous.

10.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

AAAAAHH

10.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 23 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

🤣

10.03.2026 04:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cirque Du Sobway

10.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

A sandwich artist?

10.03.2026 04:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if i could twist sandwiches into cute animal shapes i would be a contortanist

10.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 1

I have assigned many of you Marvel comics character identities for my own amusement.

10.03.2026 04:23 — 👍 12 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Is the rice flavor strong? Sake like?

10.03.2026 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damon Albarn looking old.

10.03.2026 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yes, those automated messages are so loving, though.

18.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 15 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

No one is happier than a cat getting a piece of cheese

10.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

full frontal noodles

07.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 178 🔁 54 💬 14 📌 1

due to current gas prices, i'm gonna need you to get out of my car and into my dreams.

07.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 150 🔁 51 💬 3 📌 1

delulumaxxing

09.03.2026 23:59 — 👍 30 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

i have a joke about penguins
but i dont think its gonna fly

10.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 2

he was all shit and no post

10.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

ME: I like your boots

DATE: They're Doc Martens

ME: And where did the good doctor buy them do you know

HER: I need to see other people

09.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 57 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 0

Noice!

10.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Might rewatch soon.

10.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's nice, I was just fucking around.

10.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Showing off that Orvis.

10.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The problem isn’t dating apps, it’s humanity. Collectively, we have evolved into garbage people. 🧵

We’ve become so conditioned for convenience and gratification that we would rather be love bombed by someone disingenuous than see what happens with someone who is open about their imperfections

09.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 56 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1

Sorry y’all I didn’t turn the game on until halfway through the quarter

10.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

When Mr T said “Drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk.”

I felt that.

10.03.2026 00:01 — 👍 69 🔁 19 💬 6 📌 0

sometimes you just need to take a little walk

09.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 28 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0

CEO ISN'T A REAL JOB.

10.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 179 🔁 41 💬 2 📌 0

don’t do drugs (without me)

09.03.2026 23:59 — 👍 73 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 0

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