I need a Merlin emulator.
09.03.2026 03:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Don't touch my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
I need a Merlin emulator.
09.03.2026 03:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is how I access bluesky
09.03.2026 03:43 β π 142 π 6 π¬ 1 π 44With the Canadian exchange rate, tariffs, inflation and the war in Iran, a pet monkey costs over two million dollars now.
09.03.2026 03:34 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Farewell and fly high, Country Joe. Off to your next psychedelic adventure among the stars. Thank you for everything, you beautiful soul π
youtu.be/vlMF9FDyefk?...
Jake being shown how to hold a dowsing rod. Adventure Time
tryna find a decent monday like
08.03.2026 22:41 β π 29 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0Y'all are kinda soft.
09.03.2026 03:08 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0
Please tell me more about what dead white billionaires think.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
your porn star name is your mother's maiden name and the last four digits of your SSN
27.10.2025 21:10 β π 317 π 90 π¬ 21 π 4Thereβs a nice little storm happening & I can always appreciate that.
09.03.2026 02:26 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0I make adjusting to daylight savings easy by getting absolutely shitfaced.
09.03.2026 02:25 β π 89 π 24 π¬ 6 π 1
RIP, Country Joe.
youtube.com/watch?v=ft0v...
Just tried to look up a definition by tapping on the word in a physical book.
09.03.2026 01:14 β π 75 π 19 π¬ 7 π 1consensus reality is dead because some silicon valley dipshits got tired of writing their own emails
05.03.2026 15:39 β π 19 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0The Italian Restaurant Job
09.03.2026 01:12 β π 11 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Who you are today, what you wanna do tomorrow, where weβre going next
09.03.2026 01:08 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Kraft cheese is single ply
08.03.2026 23:48 β π 64 π 20 π¬ 3 π 0It's full.
09.03.2026 01:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does anyone mind if I slowly decay beneath their porch?
08.03.2026 23:50 β π 75 π 12 π¬ 9 π 0Sorry kids no gasoline for Christmas this year.
09.03.2026 00:52 β π 53 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0
when I finish a race itβs always butthole- first
the only way to finish, I like to say
spring ahead, motherfucker
09.03.2026 00:58 β π 36 π 14 π¬ 1 π 1We all know the best plans are canceled plans. So them not responding has worked out in my favor.
08.03.2026 20:55 β π 25 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0daylight savings time to post some hog
08.03.2026 09:10 β π 58 π 23 π¬ 0 π 0Someone unfollowed me then deleted their account. I feel so powerful.
09.03.2026 00:45 β π 23 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0The jury finds the defendant...Philty ππ Congratulations @professorkiosk.wtf from @struggalo.bsky.social
09.03.2026 00:47 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
Champ, you've still got it!
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
*plays the drum solo from in the air tonight perfectly*
I rest my case your honor