FPL Dabby

Post man brought me this. This is exactly the sort of thing you should keep sealed but the temptation to rip it just for the promo is extremely tempting

You dont see that out your bedroom window every day

(Ignore me shouting at the cat)

Joelinton and Tonali were superb. They were everywhere, fought for everything and made the difference

FFS. I was worried the moment Malacia came on. Nothing against Malacia but he's hardly kicked a ball for 2 years and he looks like he would rather be anywhere else in the world right now

Like a dear in headlights

No excuse now. Come on boys, go out and win this

What a goal from United, though. So well worked. You could remove all the Newcastle players from the pitch, there's nothing you can do about that, They may as well been practising down the park for that

Well! Lots to discuss now!

- Red was harsh for Newcastle. I don't think he dives as in tries to cheat, he doesnt appeal for it, I think Lammens just put him off his stride

- Silly pen from Bruno to give away

- Case. Is such a clutch player. There again when we need him

Watching Chelsea and wanting them to win (or ideally draw) is confusing my brain

Yeah and it actually might be beneficial to have a team come at us a bit more, give more space for our best players (our forwards) to get involved in the game

I think a little bit of that, they aren't accustomed to it right now. And maybe a little bit of the psychological side of it, too. We went like 12 days without a game like a week ago and now it's 3 days. There's no rhythm to it

Hopefully we come flying out the gates but not holding my breath

Last time we played two games in quick succession, we looked leggy, I don't think United have the levels for it right now, despite how little football we are playing this season as a whole

I was quite confident yesterday about the game tonight.

Now, not so much. I'm worried we'll get overrun in midfield and struggle to get the forwards involved like we did against Palace

If they attack us and we can get forwards with space into the game, we'll win, but worried

And I've included Shaw & Mainoo, whose track records aren't great either for injuries. Probably shouldn't have included Shaw tbh

Thought this was an interesting perspective

Here's Manchester United's squad going into this summer once you remove all the probable departures & those that can't be relied on because of injury

It puts into perspective how big a summer we need

Wolves have more points than Spurs at home this season

🥰

I appreciate that Haaland will probably be fit. But he's hit double digits once since xmas and that wasnt even a proper haul

Its a risk but I dont think he's justified his price in a while

Going aggressive

Considering I was working and missed the GW28 deadline, the 74 points was very welcome

Got my transfers in early to avoid it again. 4 FTs used, basically mini wildcard. Bye Haaland 👋

20 odd minutes gone and I dont think weve been in the opposition's penatly area

Need to be much better than this, feels flat again

It has to be done

Just want to call it now. Trump is going to find a way to go to war and then when the election comes around, he'll say "we cant have an election whilst we are a nation at war" and then become a de facto dictator

Heard it here first

Right so the Champions League last 16:
1 - Turkish
1 - Portuguese
1 - Norwegian
1 - Italian
1 - French
2 - German
3 - Spanish
6 - English

That is MAD. AND! All the English clubs can avoid each other this round, so could theoretically have 6 of the 8 teams in the 1/4 be English

A toilet is a toilet. Its just a glorified hole in the ground. Dont think anyone really cares

Not glamorous by any stretch of the imagination, a hard-earned 3 points

Sesko has to start next game. He has 3 goals in his last 84 minutes. And we look better with a proper striker on the pitch

BENJIIIIIIIIIIIII LET ME LIVE IN YOUR CUPBOARD AND EAT YOUR DUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT COME ON BENJIIIIIIII

MY god this is crap

Turgid first half

Still feels like we need Sesko, feel like a repeat of West Ham. Hopefully we make the change sooner this time

a man in a suit and tie says " games gone " at a press conference ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " games gone " at a press conference

Why is Idrissa Gueye wearing full leggings? You can't be wearing full leggings surely?

Utter woke nonsense

My predicted XI for tomorrow night.

Sesko has to start? Surely? Even ignoring my Football Manager logic of "if you come off the bench and score, you start the next one"

We needed a focal point vs West Ham. Tactically it makes sense to me