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Sam

@blessedwithpace.bsky.social

I panic buy trail running shoes. My earphones have probably just come out the wash.

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9 months after we won the title. Class

28.02.2026 17:44 — šŸ‘ 29    šŸ” 4    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Feels like a dangerous precedent for the leader of a different country to set

28.02.2026 21:25 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Yes it's a Bronski Beat joke, deffo would've done numbers on Twitter back in the day

28.02.2026 17:05 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 4    šŸ“Œ 0

Tell you what, Summerville is fast when he gets going for West Ham

Turns away
Runs away
Turns away
Runs away

....

28.02.2026 16:58 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Alexis Mac Allister with the absolute perfect replica of this

26.02.2026 22:11 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Imagine Gabriel's family seeing that.

Embarrassing

22.02.2026 17:54 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Me messaging my dad...

22.02.2026 16:06 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

"Ooh I can't see how Slot sorts this"

Bed wetters. Stop thinking about it all so deeply. We'll be fine.

09.12.2025 23:41 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 1

#BASIR

22.02.2026 15:59 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Big Arne Slot's Indomitable Reds

22.02.2026 15:59 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

The Tesco self-checkout asking me to donate to charity is my most significant low-level annoyance.

Tesco with its *checks notes* £3.1bn profit, maybe you could sort more of this?

21.02.2026 14:53 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Nice

18.02.2026 23:21 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

He's such a funny man

18.02.2026 22:40 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Arteta is already on the phone to Jake Humphrey to get some twee 'positive mindset' bullshit to put in his LinkedIn post about blowing a 2-0 lead against the worst team in premier league history

18.02.2026 22:26 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

My other half just said Steve Mcmananan looks like a cricketer and she's entirely correct

14.02.2026 22:17 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Being the player Jude Bellingham wishes he was, but from right back

14.02.2026 21:27 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out. Curtis as a Trent-style fullback, making play, getting into midfield, doing all the bits

14.02.2026 21:27 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

I like how Sunderland have more than one player who sounds like a dog speaking. Robin Roefs obviously, but I’d also include Brian Brobbey.

24.01.2026 12:46 — šŸ‘ 167    šŸ” 32    šŸ’¬ 10    šŸ“Œ 3

Always feels like big hard "old fashioned" centre backs become diving wet wipes against us at every opportunity

11.02.2026 20:47 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

"Who?"

Exactly

IYKYK

11.02.2026 20:06 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely don't know any of this Sunderland team we're playing, which is a sure sign that somebody's going to do a Kevin Lisbie on us

11.02.2026 20:05 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what to tell you, it's been a busy day. I'll do better.

11.02.2026 18:52 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Ally McCoist has some stock phrases he overuses during commentary, he really does

10.02.2026 22:01 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Carrick's side buckling under the immense pressure of knowing that lad is potentially cutting his hair if they win

10.02.2026 21:39 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

As soon as we scored we completely gave up on everything that looked good about us in the second half, and just went back to the team from the first half. Feels so limp, but we weren't.

08.02.2026 19:58 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Nightmare, scoring a goal. Made us absolutely garbage.

08.02.2026 19:08 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Shot putt. Massive snowballs.

08.02.2026 12:32 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Just watched The Housemaid

šŸ‘€

06.02.2026 23:43 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

That Raye song "Where Is My Husband!", but instead of husband it's pizza that had an estimated delivery time of 2 minutes ago

05.02.2026 19:09 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0