Sam

Pronouncing Gen AI like Forrest Gump says Jenny

2025 reboot of memento but Leonard just has one tattoo that says “check your notes app” and the whole movie is him on his phone

Imagine having to clean up that glitter later. What a fucking nightmare.

Shearer has been very clear about his position on this

"Have Tim Henman killed"

Been watching a load of his goals and this is still true. A thing of beauty.

So sad to hear about Diogo. Absolutely tragic. Devastated for his family.

5 weeks ago he won Premier League

3 weeks ago he won Nations League

2 weeks ago he got married

Father of three. 28 years old.

Heart is shattered for his family 💔

That's what keeps me going!

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I'd like to offer this for consideration

What I like most about Booking dot com is the concrete reassurance you get from the 17 different emails they send you after you book your hotel room.

Onboard with 'Flozzer Dubs' here

Woah woah woah

A grey and white ergonomic desk chair

The back view of a black ergonomic desk chair

A black ergonomic desk chair

A Droideka from Star Wars

After a temporary fix, this has come to a head now and the chair height drops every time I sit on it. So I'm in the market for a new desk chair

Who decided all ergonomic chairs should look like a Star Wars Droideka?

Oh I see it's time for WW3, how unexpected. Fucking deranged.

Deleted it cos I spotted a typo, reposted it, still a missed word out

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From playing a bit of padel and consuming quite a lot padel content online, my big takeaway is that it's dead easy to whack down the big shots that look good when there's nobody returning the ball.

Needs a nickname

Flozzer Wizzer

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I've been having something similar recently with a handful of granola, raspberries and banana as well.

While you're in M&S pick up a pot of their greek yogurt (not greek *style*) with vanilla - game changer

Lads, I'm well on with this.

The speech I write for my Real Madrid unveiling in a year or so is going to be Nobel Prize stuff compared to Trent's bit.

Matty Cash
Harry Winks
Angel Rangel

Just at a Pizza Express, table for one

I have one earbud in, the waitress just came up to me and asked me something and I didn't catch it, and instead of taking the earbud out I took my glasses off to listen to her repeat it

Just went to check into my hotel for tonight to find out I'd made the reservation for last night

An absolutely roaring return to form for me

Got a family sized room in a Best Western in Bradford here. Four (4) Biscoff biscuits next to the coffee sachets. Executive lifestyle.

I read Simon Hughes book about Salah a while back, and there's a load of interest stuff towards the end of the book about the tensions and power struggles between individuals internally that must have contributed to some of the frustrating outcomes

Luis Enrique’s greatest moment is still D/M/F (R/L/C)

Rio Ferdinand: "some might say this is a win for football you know"

What a fucking dolt

Dimarco has had an absolute horror show.

And that was just at the barbers, before the match.

The Frimpster, is it?