Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
05.12.2025 21:44 β π 1500 π 726 π¬ 13 π 14@akiscafe.bsky.social
33 I he/they I half tanuki, half bear, all coffee-scented I Dad-In-Progress, Kidfur at heart (ask for Felix) Reminder, this page is 18+. If you see something that bothers you, you're welcome to talk to me about it or just block and move on
Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
05.12.2025 21:44 β π 1500 π 726 π¬ 13 π 14The best and most monstrous π
06.12.2025 10:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brother Herbert the shrew with a bigass marrow
Oh! What a Beauty!
06.12.2025 02:10 β π 767 π 191 π¬ 2 π 1SCIENTISTS: I've crunched the numbers, sir. The next generation isn't going to have enough perverts in it for our evil plans.
SPIKE CHUNSOFT DEVELOPER SHINICHIRO TOMIE: There's nothing to be done. We have to create Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.
Them.
05.12.2025 22:04 β π 462 π 121 π¬ 12 π 0warm and fuzzy
05.12.2025 01:01 β π 4466 π 1191 π¬ 14 π 2Screenshot of Discord's privacy settings.
Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
Gaurin, the Black Knight, from my upcoming office adventure RPG Millennium Bisclavret
04.12.2025 22:09 β π 112 π 32 π¬ 2 π 0Blindspots for Millennials π
IMO: itβs pretty accurate.
a photo of a a kobold themed acrylic keychain
a photo of a vinyl sticker featuring a haunted looking opossum with the the text I'm tired and my brain is soup
a photo of a kobold themed enamel pin featuring a kobold stuffing their face with glittery gems
a photo of a stack of dragon glow in the dark vinyl stickers
With my PC problems never ending, and my arm being too injured to draw, I'm running a 30% off sale on our site until the end of this week to hopefully reduce my income loss.
Just use code WAAAH on checkout!
www.sockmuffin.com
More shipping info below ‡οΈ
Yeen in a pup hood leaning forward
Yeen in a pup hood showing his belly and Rudderbutts
Yeen in a pup hood showing off his belly
Yeen in a pup hood showing off his belly from the side
Work makes it hard to confidently take up space. Feels good to take up a little extra space thoughβ¦
Now I just need some extra paws to help rub me down.
UK Health Secretary Wes Streeting: "autism and ADHD are overdiagnosed"
every single psych professional in the UK fighting an uphill battle due to the extreme UNDERdiagnosing of autism and ADHD over that last three fucking decades causing some CMHT units having a six year first appointment waitlist:
omg they finally made more?
04.12.2025 19:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy birthday cutie! π
04.12.2025 19:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0traumatised queer teen with moral OCD: i'm a terrible person. i'm ontologically evil and i don't deserve to live
guy who every new employee is quietly warned about: i am the only one with the moral fortitude to Tell It How It Is. i am a Hero, i am Saving The World, the Allegations are all Falseβ’
Cause a lot of what non ND folks consider "small talk" and "polite" is just their way to signal they arent a threat to each other. Did they perhaps commit some kind of toilet crime they felt they needed to compensate for?
04.12.2025 17:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fun fact: Did you know that you can just draw a lil' guy with a moustache any time you want for any reason
04.12.2025 15:31 β π 315 π 76 π¬ 16 π 0All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
For us it was the orange truck thing, that actually sounds kinda grosser!
04.12.2025 13:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oooh, best of luck everyone!
04.12.2025 13:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0IT'S #RAFFLE TIME! SEVEN lucky victi- I mean winners will be selected in ONE month to be featured as prey at MEKKEN'S SKI RESORT, a 15 minute XL vore audio. Winners will be mentioned by name and features and, if they choose, can provide voice lines! Sponsored by DogDestroyer. Rules π #vore #furry
01.12.2025 14:20 β π 91 π 61 π¬ 50 π 0A small black tee with a white design on it. Text reads "FUCK AI. Me and my homies DFW the great deceiver. ENERGY: BURNED. WATER: BOILED. EARTH: SALTED. Fuck your stealing. Fuck your slop. Fuck the ego trip you came in on. You look so stupid, for real. Make artisanal, hand-crafted slop instead you COWARD. Paper and pencil baybee." Accompanying the text are some simple images: a hand giving the middle finger, cut off at the wrist; a fire; an empty drinking glass; a small skull; a large cartoonishly squat pencil; and a little chef with a steaming stock pot. The chef is giving a big OK hand gesture, is winking, and is wearing a shirt that says "mmm soup"
A close up of the tee, focusing on the fire, the cup, and the skull on the left hand side.
A close up of the tee, focusing on the chef in the lower right corner.
YELLS HOOTS AND ALSO HOLLERS #bunnart #mff
02.12.2025 18:59 β π 71 π 22 π¬ 1 π 2Iβm alive
03.12.2025 18:02 β π 863 π 214 π¬ 34 π 51Hereβs my Spotify Wrapped π΅β¨
03.12.2025 16:51 β π 16515 π 8481 π¬ 115 π 238I should feel something
02.07.2025 10:06 β π 1958 π 502 π¬ 23 π 19a small crudely made graphic of a house with two hamster reaction memes in front. the one on the left is kissing a tiny hamster (which is our tiny dog) and the one on the right is doing heart hands and smiling. theres also a picture of my dog on the right side of the image. the caption reads "help us have a house"
Hi everybodyy so we found someone who will rent to us (which is really great news) but with the cost of moving we cant afford the security deposit and rent. if u like my little artworks and want to help us get this place please consider donating and sharing :)) love u all
ko-fi.com/ftdire
Hal (a tall heavyset anthro highland bull) has mounted Dusty (average size transmasc anthro mutt dog). Hal is so big that you can't see Dusty's entire bottom half. They are both bashful and constantly check in with each other as they screw. Hal: Are you sure you can breathe? Dusty: Yeah, you sure you want to-- AHN-- keep topping like this? Hal: Ohmygosh, are you bored? UNF! Should I stop? Dusty: Oooo⦠No! u-unless you wanted to. Hal: HUFF! Only if YOU want.
What happens when you put two horny submissives in a room together? They make do!
I have access to Procreate now, so I be doodling. :3
#concoctions #furryart