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I’m behind! Two more shots have been consumed! #baylorfootball #soberforthewrongreason

In honor of Baylor’s first touchdown coming late in the second quarter… a pickle back felt appropriate #BaylorFootball #soberforthewrongreasons

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8:42 left in the half and still haven’t done a shot… wtf?! #baylorfootball #soberforthewrongreasons

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For anyone playing along with #BaylorFootball, I am doing a shot for every Baylor touchdown. Let’s see whether I get obliterated or not!

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Alright #BaylorFootball I’m back in the northern hemisphere and have access to a sports bar. I’m fucking ready! #sicem

Desire Is a Dessert Tray, Not a Diagnosis The Intimacy Patisserie: When Sex Isn’t Vanilla or Kink

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Why the Nervous System is a 3-Way and You Don't Know the Safe-word (Just So You Know For Next Time, It’s Vagus)

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lol could’ve been a crocodile and it still would’ve won.

Super common answer amongst my family law clients. It’s heartbreaking.

I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!

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But it literally was his grandpa. His grandpa was living in the US with an active deportation order.

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With all the big law firms selling their souls to whatever is worse than the devil (let’s be honest, Luci knows how to get down), it’s encouraging to hear that some DoJ lawyers are fighting back by basically telling their bosses to fuck off and filing accurate filings. Keep at it, friends!

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I’m buying this guy another drink. He’s earned it.

I really feel for him. He started in the grad program in 2015 (the good old days).

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Some more takeaways:

-there are pockets of resistance from within the DoJ that are actively trying to keep their jobs and make sure this administration’s goals are hampered

-the lawyers actually believing in this bullshit are all morons (so that bodes well)

-mental health is real low

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Okay so this feels like being added to the office Signal chat. Here are the key takeaways thus far:

-all of the lawyers in his office die inside anytime they have to file something

-a lot of the damning filings were changed by the lawyers after review by higher ups so that they would be true.

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Sitting in an airport bar and there is a DoJ lawyer just POURING out his soul at this bar. NGL I live for the drama so I’ve bought him three tequila shots.

Morale is not high in his office.

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Between @booker.senate.gov brilliant display of leadership and Wisconsin’s rejection of he who shall not be named, I am just brimming with pride for one day.

The work continues but wars are won one battle at a time.

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Alright so which senator is going to stand up and continue @booker.senate.gov amazing work tomorrow? I want to see back to back to back to back senators doing the same thing.

Remember that this is where his discussions with El Salvador began. The migrant detentions there are the dry run. He wants to ship U.S. prisoners to El Salvador.We cannot sleepwalk through this.

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I’ve started calling Trump Pt 2 “The Infomercial Presidency.” It’s just so pathetic.

Am I the only one who finds the phrase “walking my 3 old daughter” weird? Please tell me if I’m wrong.

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I can feel myself losing brain cells the longer I spend time in this Fox News echo chamber. I cannot wait for my vacation in two weeks. A 20 day break is definitely in order. I’m getting to the point where Laura Ingraham’s voice is making me feel violent.

Attention Americans:
You must see this video and share it with friends and family! We are being led by a fool, a traitor & an autocrat.

Attention Democratic lawmakers:
This needs to be your messaging as well!

My favorite line:
"In American history, the defenders of freedom have always prevailed!"

Some Democratic member of Congress should propose a bill saying that a POTUS may golf at government expense no more than, say, once every 14 days, and must reimburse the Treasury for anything beyond that.

Transgenic means that genes from 1 organism have been put into another. We make transgenic mice to understand how genes influence biological processes. We make transgenic plants to make them more nutrient rich. We make transgenic bacteria so they make medicine for us. It's wide-ranging & v. useful.

Alina Habba tweeted ‘Nothing can ever stop this man from fighting for our country’! David Simon replied with ‘Bone spurs’.

This is next level! 💥

As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address:

Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.

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I’ve decided that if women are no longer allowed to have careers and expected to stay at home, I’m bringing back aspics. I encourage others to join in this pledge with me. #resistance