Vectorman climbing out of a transport vehicle

VECTORMAN
BLUESKY SOFT 1995
SEGA GENESIS

Got my Kickstarter rewards from @tolariancommunitycollege.com tonight, and it’s safe to say that I ended up with the best one possible

"In the span of three days, Disney won five Emmys for Andor (a show about resisting fascism) and then suspended Jimmy Kimmel (for resisting fascism)."
– @case.murphy

#uspoli #fascism

When I was a kid, we had a VHS tape that had the following three films in order:

Return of the Jedi
King Kong vs. Godzilla
Gremlins

It’s like the Alien trilogy, in a way. Little guys-> BIG guys -> little guys.

“Oh did I see you posting A.I? Instant unfollow Are you trying to argue with me about it? Instant block” There is a small cartoon portrait of myself, a round-faced Asian guy with round glasses and short hair, saying, “I’m just not that patient.”

UwU

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

I used to love that movie as a kid, and as an adult I found that there’s so many jokes and details that flew over my young head.

“But the liquor store guy… he knew” is such a great joke no child is gonna understand.

The Alien franchise was at its best when it was just a series of really good directors doing total genre reinventions vaguely centered around a(n upscale) creature feature script. Just go back to that: grab an interesting up-and-comer and let them cook, and ignore all the franchise shit.

A SKELATAN SHOOTEN LIGHTING BOLTS OF ENERGY OUT OF THEM SELF AND IT SAYS "YOIUR ALLOWED TO BE LATE, YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, YOU OWE THE CLOCKS OF THIS WORLD NOTHING " AND ITS TRUE, YOU LIVE IN THE PRESENT TIME, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OR BOUND BY THE RULES OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE!!! NO ONE HAS THE MORAL AUTHORITY TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO LEAST OF ALL SOME DIP SHIT WHOSE RIDIN HIGH ON HAVING A SMALL AMOUT OF POWER! IF U EVER BEEN FIRED BY SOME MANAGER AT SOME SHITY JOB U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! LIKE IM GLAD THAT YOUR ALL HOPPED UP ON BEING IN CHARGE OF LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES LIKE ME BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME JUST DEVELOP A DEPENDANCE ON WEED AND BEER LIKE THE REST OF US DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO BOSS NO MASTER'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Can’t wait to bust out my cute autumn outfits (the same pair of jeans and black hoodies)

In 1900, 31% of all deaths were children under the age of 5. Today it’s 0.7%. Vaccines, medications, and modern science are the reason why. Trust the science, it’s been proven to work safely and efficiently time and time again.

Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future.

Alternatively:

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

Thank you Regal Unlimited for letting me see so many movies a month

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle

Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle

Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle

Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

bugs bunny in the bit where she does gossamer's nails in a super gay way

I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

Solid movie. I don’t think that the whole ending setup works, but I do love the final shot of the film.

Burning a flag will never be as offensive as draping it over his coffin will be.

“Uh, that’s WOLFEN, man.”

Republicans had a choice: expose child s*x traffickers or protect Trump.

They chose Trump.

They chose traffickers.

They are the party of child s*x trafficking.

There’s only so many times I can use the word “fuck”, though.

I just need to find a Spirit Halloween that’s inside a coffee shop that’s inside a bookstore inside a planetarium that’s inside another spirit Halloween and then that should probably fix me

“And I will make them pay for what they’ve done!”

Various Nintendo mascots riding on Nintendo 64 controllers like airplanes

The hardest promo image of all time

Went to go see the 1990 NINJA TURTLES movie, ended up having pizza for dinner. It’s a Pavlovian Response, basically.