"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

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Operation Epic Fury Over His Low Polls

Operation Epic Fury is one hundred percent a webcomic joke from 2004. have some bacon wrapped bullets, my good sir roflcopter

Wait, you said terrible horror movie, not great one.

Why does it not surprise me that RFKJ is one of those weirdos who exercises in jeans? Or Kid Rock, for that matter? (Actually, I’m just surprised he exercises at all.)

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Not me, though. I was gonna go see THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 1C tonight, but I decided I just didn’t care enough. I’m breaking the cycle.

Horror fans be like:

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me three or more times… well, look, I’m already committed at this point and they can have good effects and sometimes the later sequels are actually surprisingly good and…

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

The scene where Brad Dourif finds his daughter is, like, the one actually emotionally affecting moment in the entirety of the franchise. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it’s worth watching the whole movie for that scene, but if you let Dourif capital-a Act you’ll always be good results.

Zombie’s HALLOWEEN II is an emotionally draining watch, but it’s a great film looking at the fallout from these kinds of films. (The theatrical cut; the director’s cut overplays the same few notes, which is something I’d say of most of his films.)

I have a Boros Arcee deck to take apart for creatures and combat support and an Azorius Hope Estheim lifegain/mill deck to take apart for lifegain pieces and I’m just gonna jam ‘em together and hope for the best.

a pixel art drawing of a green robot hanging from a rope ALT: a pixel art drawing of a green robot hanging from a rope

Any Sega Genesis owner from back in the day has to remember “VectorMan,” right? The supposed “answer” to “Donkey Kong Country”’s graphical superiority (at the time), and just a damn good run-and-gun platformer.

“My sequel anime is also named Bort.”

uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year ALT: uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year

Did you know… If you start the Cryptkeeper’s “Should Old Cadavers Be Forgot” at 11:57:18 pm on New Year’s Eve, he’ll count you down to midnight and wish you a happy new year!

Also, I’m being glib when I call Peter Cushing “Just Some Guy,” as when you have Cushing acting in your film, you’re gonna use him. But it does reinforce that Vader is basically a cool design first and anything else a distant second.

Like, Vader is a cool design, yes, but he’s also just a non-character in two out of the three onscreen appearances he had prior to the prequel trilogy.

STAR WARS hot take: I don’t understand why so much extended media tries to make Darth Vader seem hyper competent or like some kind of schemer looking to unseat the Emperor when he spends ANH and RotJ totally subservient to said Emperor or Just Some Guy.

Holiday schedule:

Dec 24th: Christmas Eve
Dec 25th: Christmas Day
Dec 26th - Dec 30th: Full Goblin Mode

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

2 panel comic Panel 1: Massively aggressive cop fly kicks a door down while screaming “Bluesky PD” Panel 2: Cop then points gun directly at the reader and hisses “We received reports you were having fun for a second”

POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com

Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Let’s all take a moment to be thankful for the things that are truly important in life… mashed potatoes and scalloped potatoes and potatoes au gratin and tater tots and baked potatoes and sweet potatoes and also family or whatever idk

I know everyone’s bagging on the James Bond recast comments from today, but serious question: isn’t the upcoming Bond game from Amazon Game Studios, “007 First Light”, a soft launch of a rebooted universe? A way to establish a new M and Q and status quo and everything? If not, what’s the point?

My love language is making you watch a movie I’ve made part of my personality and then quietly seething at you as you gradually lose interest and begin to play on your phone more and more

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe ATLANTA—Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it had begun selling a new 12-foot-tall Willem Dafoe in stores nationwide....

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe