rise and fall of the dog-like hyenas

ok i stand by this but it's also not not a cry for help, i am now trying to calculate the waterfront spot i can get to with the least walking

to real water fans even a huge pothole puddle of filthy melting month-old snow is beautiful in direct sunlight

you're a visionary

yes the beautiful precious hour is leaving us on sunday 😭

[ralph wiggum chuckle]

i'm not going to handle daylight savings well this weekend

#uspoli somehow the whole thing is even worse than it sounds

#uspoli

and she knew that

literally lol'd thank you for the verisimilitude

local man (Ben Affleck) looking like he just heard there's more snow coming (bad)

more snow coming

now i feel like i'm going to wake up tomorrow morning and see the same imprint outside my current window

the wasps weren't actually rat-sized i just wanted the symmetry. sorry for my lies

grapefruit tastes like nail polish remover, but that just makes me respect it. the actual worst fruit prize goes to the mulberries produced by the specific tree that used to leave them rotting on the porch of my old apartment for the rat-sized wasps and cat-sized rats to feast on

i love checking the forecast and just seeing "doom"

Marty Walsh to 7 News about the winter 2015 snow: "I don't know what to say to anybody anymore. Hopefully it will stop eventually."

remembering again

okay i just can't post screenshots right now so we will be remembering the black hole

why did my screenshot fall into a black hole

Grainy fucking screenshot of former Mayor Marty Walsh reacting to the unreasonable amount of snow we got in winter 2015 to 7 News: "I don't know what to say to anybody anymore. Hopefully it will stop eventually."

remembering

i hope also smell them in a new way

sorry, 12 year old bath and body works customers, and copperheads (also bath and body works customers)

and nobody makes chayote-scented body lotion :(

cucumber smells like what waterfalls look like why have we totally ceded that scent to 12 year old bath and body works customers

every day the cars get bigger. 9 ft tall cars, in your area

i choose to imagine this is like when a kid falls and is too stunned to cry at first. my muscle need some time to think about whether to throw a tantrum

back to increasing PT over the last week (not for my jaw. yet) and it feels so nice in the moment and then like 24 hours later, the agonies

a clumsily made mbta themed ecard showing a poorly photoshopped red line train and the words ‘happy valentines day just like the new mbta redline cars i’ll get there eventually but i’m running shuttle service from harvard to alewife until further notice’

a clumsily made mbta themed ecard showing a poorly photoshopped green line train and the words ‘happy valentine’s day my love is like the green line extension over budget, 11 years late and legally mandated because of prior environmental damage’

a clumsily made mbta themed ecard showing a poorly photoshopped orange line train and the words ‘happy valentine’s day i know it feels like i ghosted you for a month but i was using that time to improve myself it didn’t work, and i’m sorry’

a clumsily made mbta themed ecard showing a poorly photoshopped blue line train and the words ‘happy valentine’s day i’m the least-used part of this relationship and the most likely to eventually flood’

please feel free to celebrate valentine’s with these custom mbta-themed ecards made by yours truly

mine just tries to sell me invisalign 😭 i want to get juff (jaw buff)

i had no idea there were physical therapy exercises for tmj... what a beautiful world. what if i go to the gym and there are jaw machines there. what if i go to the jym

feeling very put baby in pelican mouth about the snow-covered rivers. friend fragile crust of ice over frigid moving water