Robynn With Two Ns

going to goth taco bell and ordering the bauhaus blast

every art museum should have one piece done by the janitor with their tools at hand, and if you identify the correct one, you get a prize

Now reading. #booksky

holy water can be defeated with hot dog water

Hold the phone - hummingbird nests can have little leaf roofs?! This changes everything.

I remember the 2023 experiment but lost track of it after the initial video and thought nothing more. The aftermath is objectively hilarious.

One of the most common misconceptions about the First Amendment is that you have to agree with what someone said to defend their right to say it - or that defending their right to say it implies that you agree.

A reboot of Speed but the bus is the Vengabus

I wish I could text my dog.

#booksky #nowreading

The game Bioshock is nigh legal voting age, and I still have enough ethical dissonance around the use of "would you kindly?" that I avoid it when authoring an email.

I'm listening

See you there!

An interchange that happened between a customer and a coworker 157 years ago when I was a barista:

<early morning shift, playing some denomination of classical music.>

Customer: "Oooh, this is nice! Do you have any Vivaldi?"

Coworker: "No, only chocolate and cinnamon."

You're basically living my dream life. So many mountains in your area I've longed to hike. Have the best trip.

That'll do, pigs. ❤️

I try not to buy books and rely on libraries only, but I'm going to add this to my borrowing practice. 📚

New claws! 💅

Your regular programming is interrupted to bring you these very important skunk babies.

Hi. I'm back. It's been a journey.

What'd I miss?

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Pee-Wee's Playhouse is a truly remarkable television masterpiece and I will hear nothing otherwise.

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Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters/GIFs.

Day 9: Mulholland Drive

You pay a shittonne of money to see the dentist. Fart as much as you want in there.

Must. Not. Reply. With. Simpsons. Reference. At. Friend. Who. Never. Watched. The. Simpsons.

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters/GIFs.

Day 5: Alien

My digital footprint is a clown shoe.

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Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters/GIFs.

Day 5: Empire Records