Bill Norris

Season, session. Whatever.

4 mins in and #AustinFC’s inability to deal with a high press is in midsession form.

Paging Maison Ferrand for kit logo sponsor. 10/10 would buy.

Too soon? #AustinFC

There it fooking is! John Gallagher you beauty off heady play from Owen! #austinfc

Hi! But seriously, it’s a cool little spot run by some of my faves.

Go chat with the good people at Strangelove on Cesar Chavez. They are smart about this stuff.

The Patron Saint of Saves. #austinFC

a white wolf is sitting in the snow with its mouth open . ALT: a white wolf is sitting in the snow with its mouth open .

Yes indeed. What a goal! #austinfc

From your lips to my accountant’s ears.

I assume I can find a way to make it tax deductible.

I did. And have been making decent inroads. It’s quite remarkable. Unlike anything I’ve tasted from these shores.

It’s quite nice!

Visiting the fam ‘down the shore.’ Went out for a 5th of Powers. But this caught my eye.

Notes of self loathing and tire fire.

Why did Wolff get a yellow? #austinfc

In retrospect, the clear answer to this question is, “Nah.” Except for Owen and Burkari, in moments. #austinfc

I wanted a flight, but that was not on offer… in retrospect, maybe should’ve gone Pink Squirrel, but no real regrets.

Ah, yes. My one, glorious, night at a Wisconsin Supper Club, when they inquired if I wanted my old fashioned with or without Squirt. And then the most dinner dilemma: Grasshopper, Pink Squirrel or Brandy Alexander?

Before the election, my focus group of Trump voters said their top priorities were lowering prices and releasing the Epstein files. Now the same respondents say their top priorities are building a gold ballroom for the White House and putting tariffs on Ford and GM.

Currently re-wiring brain to not support the team wearing Verde & Black.

World Cup group stage tickets starting at $1,450 each?!?!?!?!?!?

STUUUUUUUUUU! #austinfc

Some things pickled, some things cured, some things cheese. That’s today sorted, more or less.

Homemade Vin d’Orange, sausages, charcoal and thou…

This. I see no lies…

Man a recent hail storm took all our calamansi (and most of the paint from our siding, a car window, and parts of our roof) and that looks like an excellent use for it. Still have some salt preserved left, but was looking forward to fresh. Next season!

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

Simple, more and more, is a lost art. As a wise woman once noted, the three ingredient cocktail doesn’t lie.