Toilet Truck

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

BBC calls trans women "biological males who identify as women" Again

OTOH, the BBC is graciously invited to continue fucking all the way off with this shit

Hillary Clinton sassing off "young Jewish Americans who don't know their own history" in a way that is disgustingly antisemitic. "They say from the river to the sea...they don't even know which river and which sea!" Fuck off.

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

"Oh, you told me Avatar doesn't have any cultural impact, yet here you are, blue in the face."

"How can this be legal" ask the people who urged the entire nation to vote for a party that unconditionally armed a genocide in which most victims were children

These kids?

no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger

This is also why I have done everything I can to avoid managing people in my career. I want to do actual work, not just copy-paste shit from Gemini all day

Literally the only time I have used any AI tools was for the busywork that is "performance enablement."

Anyway, I just got to Esquie and Francois, and I would like to just hang out in the cave with them for the rest of the game thank you

It's weird that everyone seems to think Gustave in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 looks like Robert Pattinson because he actually looks like Short Lee Pace

I love modern criminals, they’re always googling shit like “how to do crime”

NJ GOP congressman's former staffer indicted in staged MAGA attack Natalie Greene worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew and had body modifications to make it appear she'd been assaulted.

NEW from me —

Was she watching the McLaughlin Group in a constant state of arousal

Hardcore (1979). George C. Scott as Jake Van Dorn. He’s wearing a tie-dye shirt, a fake mustache, and a wig.

thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up

It's RFK by way of Cotton Hill and it's amazing

Baby in the background like a bass guitarist

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

"Bernanners"

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

So many Vonnegut-isms have shaped who I am today. From "if this isn't nice, what is?" to "We're put on this Earth to fart around" to "God damn it, you've got to be kind," I learned so much about how to just be a good person from his books.

My least favorite high school teacher assigned me Slaughterhouse-Five for our book project. I read it in two days and then had to begrudgingly tell her it was maybe the best thing I'd ever read. For the next couple months, every time I got paid at my part time job, I'd buy another Vonnegut book

put it in the paper that he got soooooo mad

(Also because you're a lap dog to AIPAC)

That's the same reason I don't support you, you feckless old bitch

I'm a SNAP recipient... for the last month I was tightening my belt, doing my best to eat cheaper and eating less so I'd have a little left over to help get me through when payments were cut. It was all for nothing. Fuck the dems who supported this.