savannah louisiana☀️🌙

i think we should start telling people that they are annoying more often

little doodle of a baby alligator with its mouth wide open in a happy almost derpy expression

another little guy #art 🐊

shut the fuck up the women are speaking!!!

Happy Valloween to me..except surprise my valentine is sebastian stan! who saw that coming?

I need a second job to buy all the books I want 😩

pussy popping but in a satan honoring way

i wish i could text my cat

your man should be a little scared of you

pov: you are at the beach at night and hear me singing you songs of irresistible pleasure. you are enchanted. my voice lures you into the sea and you drown. i am a siren.

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my favorite thing to do is lie in the bed and do nothing

these things are just too damn cute omg!!

wow a minor inconvenience? alexa play bullet by hollywood undead

feeling gay

I too have a mini fuggler. his name is gorgon-zul (play on for gorgonzola cheese and zul from ghostbusters)

i hate men leave me alone

it’s tough trying to be fergalicious in these trying times

it kinda feels like someone should do something

(flirting) sorry i didn't think i'd get this far

would’ve brought him home like a stray cat

i would be the early bird if u were a worm

New Year’s Vibe

normalize canceling all your plans so you can stay at home with your cats

just a reminder the 3 wise men in one area is highly unlikely

having an allergic reaction to existing