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Trump wants health insurance premiums to spike right after he allowed medical debt to adversely affect people’s credit ratings, while rolling out 50 year mortgages.

But he loves you, MAGA. That’s why he’s building that ballroom for you.

Good grief. This administration is so soft on crime.

There is, did you Nazi it?

American Nazis in DC are shouting what they previously were merely saying out loud. (The "quiet part" has not been the quiet part for years, by the way.)

Coming Soon.

Dear Canada,
We are deeply ashamed of our hateful, incoherent, graceless president and his spineless enablers. You don’t deserve this and we apologize.

The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him he’s wrong.

Let that sink in.

Congress basically doesn’t exist at this point

What a fortunate coincidence!

The most corrupt family in our nation’s history, with no close second.

But “HunTer BiDeN” right?

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/u...

Making Argentina Great Again

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

The corrupt begat corruption

OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.

Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.

Looks like the Russians like his Russia tie. It’s not red-white-blue either. It’s red-blue-white. Like the Russian flag. For a meeting with Zelensky.

That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January

double shocker! Donny’s brain is pudding and young Republicans are racist scenes from a batshit Tuesday

pro tip: if you can’t denounce Nazis and racists because doing so would alienate your own base, you’re on the wrong fucking side.

www.jefftiedrich.com/p/double-sho...

Or just "We put up $20B to influence a foreign country's elections in favor of the candidate Trump for some reason likes."

Every word he says here is a lie. Every. Single. Word. He’s living in an alternate reality. #25thAmendment.

America LAST.

Doing his besy to start a civil war but sure, peace prize 🫣

Doing his best to start a civil war but sure, peace prize

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.

If you had posted “Trump is working with Project 2025” on October 3rd last year, every social media network would have hit you with false news strikes and demonetized your account.

Now, one year later, he can’t stop gloating about Project 2025.

Trumpnomics: Get tariff money from US consumers on Chinese goods. Our farmers can’t sell their products because the Chinese refuse to pay our tariffs. China buys from farmers in Argentina instead. We send Argentina $20 billion. Then we pay our farmers to throw their crops away.

He knows it. They know it. They've always known it. Amongst themselves, they joke about it. They tell stories about it. They swap advice on how to deal with it.

But most importantly, to everyone else, they lie about it.

If you voted for him, you've done this.