@chr.bsky.social
android developer, meme connoisseur, bsky nΜΆoΜΆoΜΆbΜΆ elder
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/
We had a good run
03.01.2026 16:08 β π 14344 π 3155 π¬ 103 π 22new year same me
01.01.2026 22:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brown-faced trump
Kramer from Seinfeld as a turkey
I've seen this complexion before
07.12.2025 22:19 β π 1292 π 119 π¬ 37 π 5finally the kind of hard-hitting journalism I pay the nyt for
06.12.2025 07:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sleepy time bear
It's Friday night baby
19.07.2025 03:01 β π 10342 π 2037 π¬ 87 π 104So close. Centimetres.
02.11.2025 04:20 β π 356 π 88 π¬ 10 π 23they're gonna make us watch until it's 1am a second time
02.11.2025 04:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With all the extra innings it literally is
01.11.2025 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another inning has hit the Dodgers Stadium
28.10.2025 05:36 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes
oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
28.10.2025 05:25 β π 3618 π 777 π¬ 16 π 34ooh didn't realize there was this also lol. I know I'm listed on docs.bsky.app/showcase/?na... where there's a lot more community SDKs being highlighted
14.08.2025 22:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Woah congrats and enjoy the time off!! β±οΈ
08.08.2025 16:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if you recognize this it's time for a stretch break
16.07.2025 13:45 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0What if you come up with a great unique name and get upstaged later on by first-party tools with the same name π
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Everyone complains about the Discover feed here but the algorithms at Google, a trillion dollar company, think I would be interested in a 6.0 earthquake 5 days ago in New Zealand
12.07.2025 17:58 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"vOtE bLuE, No MaTteR WhO"
29.06.2025 18:24 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"Maybe you would feel better about your city if you relaxed a bit and smiled more" is an all timer
25.06.2025 20:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fuck
22.06.2025 00:15 β π 214 π 17 π¬ 8 π 2Holy shit, New York!
Hereβs the full view.
#NoKings #50501Movement
Gerrit as well, kinda sorta?
14.06.2025 14:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm so glad someone else can validate this for me omg I HATE using Forma for this singular reason
07.06.2025 17:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tag yourself im RΓ«voltive
05.06.2025 22:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is something so primal and satisfying about "big car go vroom" that just can't be explained
01.06.2025 19:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0