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@chr.bsky.social

android developer, meme connoisseur, bsky nΜΆoΜΆoΜΆbΜΆ elder

469 Followers  |  355 Following  |  222 Posts  |  Joined: 07.03.2023  |  1.8909

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16.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9683    πŸ” 1944    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 31
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The taint bandaid has evolved into the taint zapper Taint bandaid. Taint zapper. Gooch taser. Whatever you call it, it’s real.

you jest, and yet

08.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice Share This Editorial

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

03.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3489    πŸ” 788    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 30
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We had a good run

03.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14344    πŸ” 3155    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 22
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new year same me

01.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Brown-faced trump

Brown-faced trump

Kramer from Seinfeld as a turkey

Kramer from Seinfeld as a turkey

I've seen this complexion before

07.12.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1292    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 5

finally the kind of hard-hitting journalism I pay the nyt for

06.12.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sleepy time bear

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

19.07.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10342    πŸ” 2037    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 104
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So close. Centimetres.

02.11.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 356    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 23

they're gonna make us watch until it's 1am a second time

02.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With all the extra innings it literally is

01.11.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another inning has hit the Dodgers Stadium

28.10.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015:

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

28.10.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3618    πŸ” 777    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 34
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Community Showcase | Bluesky Community projects built on the Bluesky API.

ooh didn't realize there was this also lol. I know I'm listed on docs.bsky.app/showcase/?na... where there's a lot more community SDKs being highlighted

14.08.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woah congrats and enjoy the time off!! ⛱️

08.08.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you recognize this it's time for a stretch break

16.07.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What if you come up with a great unique name and get upstaged later on by first-party tools with the same name πŸ™ƒ

bsky.app/profile/chr....

15.07.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone complains about the Discover feed here but the algorithms at Google, a trillion dollar company, think I would be interested in a 6.0 earthquake 5 days ago in New Zealand

12.07.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"vOtE bLuE, No MaTteR WhO"

29.06.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Maybe you would feel better about your city if you relaxed a bit and smiled more" is an all timer

25.06.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck

22.06.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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Holy shit, New York!

Here’s the full view.

#NoKings #50501Movement

14.06.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 37868    πŸ” 8490    πŸ’¬ 825    πŸ“Œ 738

Gerrit as well, kinda sorta?

14.06.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so glad someone else can validate this for me omg I HATE using Forma for this singular reason

07.06.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tag yourself im RΓ«voltive

05.06.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is something so primal and satisfying about "big car go vroom" that just can't be explained

01.06.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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