Major Wilbur Cobb vibes

Chatbot says no

I personally would have gone with mind control aliens who live inside the moon but I guess this one is already established

An Evening at the Sideshow brought to you by the Pinheaded Man and PT Barnum

Whew thanks jd for straightening this whole big mess out! Thank gods you finally showed up

Jack Smith towers above all these people. He is a hero

Need to wait for him to stiffen up so he doesn’t flop around too much while they attempt a Weekend at Bernies stairs descent

Seems like someone mistook her weird spacey persona as mildness

Everything’s an app now. Reality no longer exists. You are what ICE says you are

This is so cringe I can’t even visualize it without my eyes watering

So we’re at the “you deserve to be killed for smarting off to the cops” phase of the totalitarian takeover. Cool cool cool

Minnesota Nice suburban mom wearing a stocking cap mittens and bulky coat IS A GO

Most people aren’t psychopaths like they are and they’re incapable of understanding that

The only one who brought up daddy issues was Katie. Where the hell did that come from? Could it be… Katie

I remember when DHS was created. The name creeped me out at the time and now I know why

This is one of my favorite happenings in like the last 10 years

Wow thank you!

Mkay. Just combine everything that’s already been tried and doesn’t work for permanent weight loss for 98% of people and maybe that will work (to sell what these two are selling)

A article that had to be written

I think they’ll finally become allies when they’re photographed sitting on the toilet

Agreed. I see classism, fatphobia, and lookism running rampant in progressive circles. I hope we can improve in these areas

When you make it up as you go along it shows

CO Rs no longer in the wilderness they’re in outer space. Bu-bye

I’d say he took it on the chin but he doesn’t have one

Scary that there was doubt about how Polis would react

Another chop at the tree trunk of our democracy

Well, for aTRILLION dollars a year he better figure it the fuck out

Create a fog of adverbs and maybe they’ll buy it

Pretty sure other countries will retaliate and our days of gallivanting around Europe visa free are now over

I’d ask what this is in regard to but it doesn’t matter