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Dozens of estate sales in Palm Springs have never tuned up this kind of treasure

Toe-stubbing trip hazard opportunity that makes a hairpin table leg seem like a soft blanket

Every major OR GOP gubernatorial candidate except one (Christine Drazan) has now agreed to participate in a debate moderated by the host of an incredibly whackadoodle conspiracy theory AM radio show here in Salem. Not an overstatement to say he makes Candace Owens seem fairly reality-based.

Oh my god

This Saturday in Olympia there appears to be fascist gathering.

apps.des.wa.gov/CampusEvents...

i love how since the advent of vibe coding you can feel how much something "running well" or even "working at all" have become completely optional in software development

now that youre all using linux like me you should get into combat sports next

The ancient meme has been summoned

[chants] jerky, jerky, jerky

As always

Advertising, 1966: hey let’s get steaks and martinis at lunch and charge them to Colgate.

Advertising 2026: explaining mogging to a bunch of people and eating a bean forward salad from catering after

Diva down

Oh this is one of THOSE Chotiners, yikes

They’ve Had It!

The Massachusetts Department of Correction has been fighting me for months, trying to withhold data about its collaboration with ICE.

Yesterday, I won that fight, and obtained records showing that the state has transferred more than 2,000 people into ICE custody since 2009.

A quick thread:

“Sun-kissed” more like solar friends with benefits that hook up daily

WASHINGTON (AP) — White House says Spain has agreed to cooperate with US operations in Mideast after Trump threatened financial penalties.

MADRID (AP) — Spain's government denies cooperation with US operations in the Middle East, contradicting White House.

That frigate was at the international fleet review in India BTW, along with US forces. This amounts to sinking a ship under a flag of truce so it's even worse than it seems

“fact-based feeling” is unfortunately an instant classic

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

You know rent is too high when restaurants need roommates

based on this defense of meta's glasses recording people going to the bathroom, it kind of seems like this guy @robll.bsky.social wants to record people going to the bathroom. i personally wouldnt do that but to each his own.

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

retail theft dropping 25% is fucking wild

It’s funny because the government sent a bunch of random people to CECOT for doing things like wearing a Bulls logo…

It is really hard sometimes to keep the big picture in mind but whereas it was noteworthy that just two people were elected to Congress in 2018 who were openly and hyper critical of Israel, in 2026 it will be more than two dozen.

I did my best

Dr. Ahmad Hassan just made his post-election statement

Had to go to tiktok to see you 😢

Bombing the place they keep telling everyone has nukes and madmen at the wheel really gives the game away