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Put Jay Jurden on Monday Night Football. 100 million viewers.
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We need a page-one rewrite of the social contract.
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11 million followers
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Grew up 31 miles away. Same concerts. Same record stores. Never met. Might've looked something like this if we had.
21.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The accuracy
11.02.2026 06:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I won't rule out Bob Seger upper decking Kid Rock's dressing room
08.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In 2003 I sold a Kid Rock CD on eBay. Over the next 24 hrs the buyer emailed me 7 times in all caps to hurry the fuck up b/c he needed it for his fishing trip.
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Josh Allen going full Jill Stein
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Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
Look for the helpers. But also look for the goons pepper spraying the helpers.
25.01.2026 19:15 — 👍 23 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0Few phrases are more powerful, and generate more respect, than "I was wrong."
25.01.2026 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'm allergic to most ppl claiming certainty about anything, but I am 1000% sure he sees it as a big physical thing he can slap his name on to immortalize himself as a conqueror. We can retrofit others' rationales, but that is all he cares about.
21.01.2026 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He wants Greenland because it is big thing on map.
21.01.2026 18:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Enjoying playoff football thus far. The fascism, less so.
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Dead fans, I've given you so much shit, but I feel for you so hard right now. Big bear hugs. RIP Bob.
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Took the liberty of summarizing your holiday break
07.01.2026 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Din Tai Fung in Times Square is closed today, which seems like a MBA case study in an international company lacking local cultural competence
25.12.2025 20:55 — 👍 650 🔁 53 💬 4 📌 5Human sandpaper
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I'm not one to fat shame but jesus christ Phil
25.12.2025 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The accuracy
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New Chappelle opens w/Professor X from X-Clan b/c holy fuck
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Finally
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@lateroundqb.bsky.social note that this is legally binding. @dennycarter.bsky.social, hold him to it.
18.12.2025 14:59 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0so do washing machines
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