grover tha great

Groove is stored in the heart

I dont care what rotten tomatoes says. The line "see you in court, cuntburger" deserves a pulitzer

It never ceases to make me laugh when other queer people forget that masculine people can be bisexual

Wishing the kind lady who helped me up after I rolled my ankle and fell down the stairs while leaving the laundromat extremely good vibes for the rest of eternity

A DJ is never late, everyone else is simply early. Apparently.

****this is a JOKE do whatever makes you happy okay love u bye

How come it feels like every lesbian in mke is tryna launch a career as a reality TV adjacent social media influencer??? Maybe its for the best that queer ultimatum got canceled

Cheat code : if I tell u about my 5 scorpio placements it means im flirting

DONT INTERRUPT ME RN! im contemplating jazz!!!!

My name is Dallas major snd im coming out to play

Kind of obsessed with Lily Allen dropping this masterpiece of an album one month before stranger thing s5 premieres

Mmmmk not be be disneyposting on main B ut..

The line "you think the only people who are people are the people who look and think like you, but if you walk the footsteps of a stranger you'll learn things you never knew you never knew" goes so fuuucking hard

Starting a new gym membership today!!!!! Get ready 4 the gun show baybeee

Its Scorpio season baybeeeeee

a pig wearing a white veil and headphones looks up ALT: a pig wearing a white veil and headphones looks up

💖

Ugh this rainy day is so lovely, I should be at Rochambo penning the next great American novel

I got a raise today!!! Whoop whoop!!

Im the bravest boy in the world bc Im at a wedding where I only know the bride and maid of honor and I didnt bring a plus one AND I didnt even bounce the moment dinner was over

Ok im a firm believer in letting people like what they like.... and i really like that I have zero swifties in my inner circle

They should make more upward spirals

All i do is go to work and rip my pants then go to more work to buy more pants so I can go to work and rip my pants!!!!!

You glimmer!! And gleam!

I want to scream and shout and let it all out

The tennis episode of sailor moon made me the man I am today

my chemical romance + sleater kinney????? in MINNEAPOLIS!

I need to dance out my pain

*has anxiety disorder*

*watches hrs of theme park disasters on a regular basis*

Eeeep!!!! Im so excited for yoopfest!!!!!!!