Little Angus

Yes.

Okay, the show is good.
Is "brown fat" real?

And it got better.
Especially the "extra time for the paper" bit.

First eight minutes of #Rooster annoyed me a lot, despite good acting by everybody on screen.

Goddamn Armalites.

We're getting close to the moment where the US will use nuclear weapons, for no other reason than that an adult with the emotional maturity of a toddler wants to press the proverbial big button because someone else got to touch it.

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

Condoleezza Rice was just seen walking into the White House, according to reporters on X

The New Yorker Kristi Noem will be remembered as the most incompetent Secretary in the 23-year history of the D.H.S. now

I don’t think the incompetence actually is going to be what Kristi Noem is remembered for.

It will be the killings, the lawlessness, and the grift, if I had to guess.

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

it’s not really a secret, they put it on tv

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

WAPO: “.. Since the war began Saturday, Russia has passed Iran the locations of U.S. military assets, including warships and aircraft, said the three officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the matter’s sensitivity.”

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Nightmares are so weird because you wake up horrified and think to yourself "God I had to align myself with that... meerkat and then... was chasing a...a broom closet? Wait what?"

He doesn’t care about you. He never has.

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

Senator Markey 🎯

Zelensky has done everything he possibly can to satisfy this admin while he fights a war of survival for his people. And the Trump admin has done nothing but repeatedly treat him with disrespect, scorn & ridicule. 2 days ago, Trump called him “PT Barnum.” This is how Z responds.

Napoleon low key the funniest guy in European history because he was like “what if I promoted officers based on how good they were at army and recruited troops who actually liked my country“ and it was basically the same as unleashing Godzilla.

"We're fighting to win the war"

We are a week in and absolutely nobody has any idea what the political aim we're attempting to achieve is. Win what? Literally what are we fighting to achieve at the moment.

I have absolutely no idea atm if we are close to winning because I have no idea what we want

One thing that’s always been wild to me is there inability to recognize who the bad guy is. Jessup, Patrick Bateman, Jordan Belfort. These guys consistently idolize the obvious villain.

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

This is honestly one of the most anti-Jewish things I’ve ever seen from the United States government.

ICE detains reporter Estefany Rodríguez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany Rodríguez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

If he ever says he fired Kristi Noem like a dog that would be as satisfying as the entire John Wick series

When I hear "Markwayne" I think of someone who cooks meth.