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@steve-venegas.bsky.social

Living mΓ‘s in a menos world πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨

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5 years of @duolingoverde.bsky.social and my espaΓ±ol es muy bueno

24.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

donating my body to science
the sweet science of boxing
just turn me into a punching bag

05.10.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With story-times aimed at toddlers and Brunches being 19+ plus, there’s an untapped market for all-ages Drag Shows for families with tweens and teens

02.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They’ll show Saturn eating his son alive but censor Goya’s depiction of an asscrack

23.09.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate how reading poetry tricks me into empathizing with people who write poems

23.09.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT prompt:
You’re a researcher with 30 years experience, find me the script for the unproduced Harold Ramis revisionist Marxist western

18.09.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when my parents split my dad said I was now β€œthe man of the house” so I had to act like it
So I stopped talking to my mom and moved to Guadalajara with my mistress

16.07.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are you the kind of dad who Ubers Taco Bell to the park for your family or are you a bad father?

11.07.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love how my soda can says β€œpssst” when opened like it’s going to tell me a refreshing secret

09.07.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vancouver remains the best city to live in all of Vancouver

14.05.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CM Pope! #chicago #pope #cmpunk #cmpope

09.05.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for β€œMay the fifth be with you”

05.05.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only time it feels like the Star Trek future is when I use my phone screen as a flashlight like away-mission Riker’s Palm Beacon

22.04.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Two households, both alike in dignity

18.04.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

depressed communists take USSRIs

16.04.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to the pop star for doing something a Russian woman did 62 years ago

16.04.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

started listening to Wilson Phillips on repeat and now I don’t care about nepotism

11.04.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at the age where looking good just means looking better than people my age

10.04.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just how vaping a safer substitute for smoking
Drinking Diet Mountain Dew is great option for anyone wanting to try antifreeze

09.04.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Canucks make NHL history with 3 unanswered goals in the final minute
At this rate, they’ll win the next game by 180 points

09.04.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the Canadian online gaming community we say β€œGG” at the end of a match to pay respects to the federal representative of King Charles III - the Governor General of Canada

09.04.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s autism awareness day
be aware of me

02.04.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Futbol is soccer in metric

01.04.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally figured out why all these Uber Eats drivers are named Fnu

27.03.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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paranormal development

27.03.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee

24.03.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At what diameter do bubbles become suds?
When do suds become foam?

22.03.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

always worried about the heads of the hydra when no one talks about stabbing the heart

19.03.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Roan wasn’t Chappell in a day

16.03.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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