a glonzo mourning

at the risk of sounding like an ignorant luddite or w/e, i resent being told to appreciate the finer points of AI capability while it’s being woven into the fabric of my daily life, unbidden. it’s similar to 2A ppl’s “if you don’t know anything about guns, you cant criticize them” actually i can thx

lmao man said “wreak”

same. like, we’ve got a lot going on right now but at some point i really need an explanation for wtf is going on here

he’s like “damn, 0 for 3 again”

anyone talking about TNC’s gray hair here needs to re-examine exactly what the man’s been doing the last 25 years

these were always the stakes

chili’s baby back ribs beat

yeah i have a lot of these. traveling thru croatia our train got into zagreb in the middle of the night. we asked some drunk punx if it was safe to sleep in the train station and one guy goes: “no. the police…they won’t fuck you up….but they will fuck you…ABOUT”

not long after 9/11, was standing on a sidewalk outside a show and a ladybug kept flying in my friends face. finally he flicked it off saying “man, i don’t want no ladybugs from osama!”
to this day i say this quietly every time i flick a ladybug

this confirms my previously anecdotal theory that the first ever hoodie wearer was a Packer fan

the shift from apologizing for explicit racism to immediately doing genteel coded racism is stunning. put this one in a textbook

ironically that is Gray Gary

hopefully you’re taking him somewhere nice in the country where he has a lot of room to run around

yo that is a HICKEY patch

first EO is just “don’t drive like my brudda”

can’t believe i’ve been seeing him for a decade and it didn’t click. with his “one of your mouth breathers from Sector 7-G” ass

he looks like Homer in a community theatre live-action remake of the Simpsons

as an elder millennial i have grown up with school shootings as a backdrop to my daily life, beginning with watching columbine live from my HS computer lab and imagining how i’d escape it. my antipathy to guns is unmeasurable, and i know i’m not alone. and yet by these measures, i am the extremist?

this is all fun and games until there’s a guy with a machete and a jason mask filling up at the pump across from you

it’s gotta be Mark Proksch playing this guy in the movie about their downfall - would be oscar worthy

the best summary of my alienation from modern society is i can no longer easily tell the difference between a bit and a bot

"We all agreed to support the bad candidate instead of finding a better candidate. Now you have to also support this bad candidate or we will blame you for the bad candidate losing. Let's save democracy!" - past decade

there’s a house down my block like this and, to be fair, they have made some impressive progress lately, but it has definitely taken longer than a presidential term

fun fact Bjork’s ‘Army of Me’ is about toads

love the derisive tone of “hamas-wing”. oh, do you mean one of the parties that you allegedly brokered a world-historical cease fire with last week?

it’s definitely a bummer that pointing out that rural white people are racist is politically disqualifying, when the gop is currently redrawing every map to multiply the power of rural racist white people

wild it’s the only one i mess with

i have so many of these but i have to go with the first to mind, Versus ‘The Stars Are Insane’ 1994. the platonic ideal indie rock record

yeah this was when the wheels started to come off of my preteen fandom for sure

it was a big controversy at the time! i feel like there was a version without this line, they definitely specifically sought this one out