Does she get to keep the new face or is that now the property of a MAGA superpac?
05.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Does she get to keep the new face or is that now the property of a MAGA superpac?
05.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0First Bovino, then Noem. I can hear Layla playing like this is the slow moving aftermath of the Lufthansa heist.
05.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How much public money is Noem able to waste in her new role?
05.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does Noem get to keep her face or is that now the property of Trump’s SuperPac?
05.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe Fetterman’s statement was a misspoke.
05.03.2026 22:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope that this is just some sarcastic markburn on Welch’s part.
05.03.2026 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How much public money does Noem get to waste in this new role?
05.03.2026 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hear that, MAGA? Right after end times, Cuba.
05.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
National Lampoon Cover from Jan 1973 with a gun held to a dog’s head
Noem: Make me special envoy for the shield of the Americas or I don’t know what I’ll do
05.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👍
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The Police - Synchronicity I
“Science insusceptible/ Logic so inflexible”
Elvis Costello - My Science Fiction Twin
05.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Elvis Costello - All This Useless Beauty
“She imagines how she might have lived/ Back when legends and history collide”
It's a sign of Trump's weakness that he thinks he has to give Noem a fake job on the way out.
05.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Markwayne will be markbad at this too
05.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who gets custody of her DHS blankie?
05.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Senate confirmation process will include a read for chemistry with Corey.
05.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They made her husband debase himself just before giving her the boot. Stay classy, MAGA!
05.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But Gonzalez to stay in the House for now as one of Mike Johnson’s last remaining horcruxes.
05.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Springsteen - New York City Serenade
05.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elvis Costello - Next Time Around
05.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Springsteen - Nebraska
05.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Police - Next to You
05.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Martha and the Vandellas - Nowhere to Run
05.03.2026 18:11 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elvis Costello - New Amsterdam
05.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Silverado
05.03.2026 16:43 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m actually impressed by his ability to string all the syllables together when he’s probably already into his second Chumbawamba of the day.
05.03.2026 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0McCormick admits: MAGA sucks and Trump is bad at the job.
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The Animals - House of the Rising Sun
“There IS a house in New Orleans”
Bruce Hornsby and the Range - The Way It Is
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