Still, the JFK School will fall for it every time.

How many diplomats are going to name their kid "Bizarro Gomer Pyle"?

Vance is the least qualified VP in modern American history.

In his brief time in the Senate, even his GOP colleagues knew not to give him any foreign policy committee assignments. Way out of his depth and has done nothing to compensate for these deficiencies. Podcast appearances won't cut it.

End Game/Exit Strategy? Like Vietnam, Trump thinks at some point he can just claim bone spurs and get out.

How I arrived on Bluesky

Drunk SecDef Pocket-square looking to sound tough for the cameras

Bluto: Who was it?

Otter: It was Greggy and Donny and some of the other MAGA youth.

This gives me hope that we are just 10,000 marbles away from fixing the academy.

Paul Simon - Graceland

“She said, ‘Losing love/ Is like a window in your heart/ Everybody sees you’re blown apart/ Everybody sees the wind blow’”

👍

First thing I thought of!!

Still looks like shit, Donny!

Elvis Costello - Watching the Detectives

“it only took my little fingers to blow you away”

👍

Dire Straits- Sultans of Swing

“The horns their blowing that sound”

Jimmy Buffett - Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season

“Well the wind is blowin' harder now/ 50 knots or there about”

Dylan - Idiot Wind

Warren Zevon - Hasten Down the Wind

Billy Joel - You’re Only Human (Second Wind)

“Wait in that corner until that breeze blows in”

Springsteen - Waitin’ On a Sunny Day

“thought I felt a sweet summer breeze”

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Another reason to call all of those people who used to insist to you that Marco Rubio was a serious person and not a total screw up.

They’ve got some “I told you sos” coming.

Rubio = Lightweight. Empty suit. Nothing but hype.

spongebob and patrick are standing next to each other on a tiled floor Alt: spongebob and patrick are standing next to each other on a tiled floor acting very dumb like Senator Markwayne Mullin

Senator Mullin: that was a misspoke. Looking good, Oklahoma!

Markwayne has the facts markwrong

If you had been paying attention to Marco since his Florida legislature days, you knew he was this bad.

Give every former “Marco for President” person in your life the “I told you so” they deserve.

Linda Ronstadt - You’re No Good

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Up Around the Bend

Billy Joel - New York State of Mind

Warren Zevon - I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead

Dylan - Blowin’ in the Wind

Paul Simon - Graceland