You know this bitch is going to show up and say dumb shit when an ill-planned American war breaks out in the Middle East.
03.03.2026 15:03 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0You know this bitch is going to show up and say dumb shit when an ill-planned American war breaks out in the Middle East.
03.03.2026 15:03 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0I really hope this is the outcome.
02.03.2026 18:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you're ever being robbed or attacked by a gay person, ask them to rank* the Scream movies as a distraction, and you'll be able to escape unharmed (except for having to hear them talk about their unending Scream movie rankings.)
02.03.2026 18:52 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bigger problems in the world, but a third Oscar for Sean Penn would feel so bleak.
02.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Feels like we should be using the gender neutral term Ayatollx.
01.03.2026 06:33 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I did a photoshoot by myself in a subway station because the train was late, I was alone, and I wanted to show you I wore an ascot to a gala.
01.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 52 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
how it feels being on bluesky and not giving a fuck about Pokémon
27.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 164 🔁 8 💬 11 📌 4
Homosexual in tuxedo
Homosexual in tuxedo
It’s after 5:00. What am I, a farmer?
26.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Alas, I continually participate in their fiction.
25.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big night for Stop2stop and End2end.
25.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I know it wasn't because I would have watched that.
24.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The finale had me cryin' again.
24.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And being on bsky during the State of the Union will be like watching it on IMAX at double the volume with everyone around you shouting.
Save yourself. Watch The Boyfriend on Netflix, pick up a book, tackle that knitting project. You won't be missing out on any good citizenship awards!
Remember tonight that instead of watching the State of the Union, you could be doing literally anything else.
24.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0You're already casting this in your head, and you're correct.
24.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the next 2 years we absolutely and unfortunately will see a streaming comedy series about gay influencers trapped in a vacation house while a cartel war breaks out outside. It will be canceled after one season, but the discourse about it will last for many years after.
24.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0
You shall not pass.
23.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Diva down.
23.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Yeah, this is wet, heavy snow.
23.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0It’s so pretty for now!
23.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It really is. Tomorrow will be a challenge.
23.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok, this part is actually magical.
23.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 2727 🔁 187 💬 85 📌 8Some pre-blizzard shakshuka.
22.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Lmaooo USA hockey capital of the world babyyyyyy.
22.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes! And Jane!
22.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm not very good with time. Were those that decade?
(They both did make me laugh inwardly.)
Catching up on Drag Race and Snatch Game made me actually laugh for the first time in over a decade?
22.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Love FCF!
TarifF
Cancel
Fridays
A very stressed out person who needs a hobby to keep the phone out of my hands, unfortunately!
20.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love when the bar is in hell, and we must celebrate SCOTUS for clearing it.
20.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
