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I am so here for this

Ed is lying on his front. He is clean-shaven, and a small pearl earring hangs from his ear. He's wearing a nightgown and it's pushed up around his waist. Stede lies on top of him, naked and fucking him. One hand is pushing Ed's hair away from his neck, and the other is on Ed's hip. He's saying to Ed, "My lovely wife"

"I could be your wife."

from "caught in a waking dream", which I have been OBSESSED about forever. seriously. I think about it and those lines all the fucking time. archiveofourown.org/works/39053946

#OFMDNSFW #gentlebeard

[orig. posted 09.18.22]

Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're both naked, lying in bed. Stede is on his back, arms stretched over his head. Ed is between his legs, head in crotch in an implied blowjop. Stede's legs are pressed around his head, over Ed's shoulders, toes curled.

was thinking about Stede's legs and how much Ed would enjoy them around his head

#ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmdart #ofmdnsfw

[orig. posted 05.03.22]

Ed is lying on his front, head turned to the side, eyes shut and mouth open in a moan. His left hand is clenched in a fist. His left leg is pulled up to the side. Stede is leaning over him, head at Ed's ass, eating him out. Stede's right hand is on Ed's thigh. Ed's right hand is clenching Stede's thigh by his head.

day 8: rimming

I mean, did you think I could pass this day up? as I say time and time again: this fandom needs more rimming

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #nsfw

Ed is on his hands and knees, head turned to the right, eyes closed and mouth open in pleasure. he's wearing a holly earring, elbow length gloves with white fur trim, and a corset belt that has jingle bells on it along with a sprig of mistletoe tied to the back. there is also a bell hanging from his nipple. Stede is behind him, eating him out, face buried in Ed's ass. Stede is wearing a turtleneck and a Santa hat.

little sketch I did last year that I never posted over here.

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Ed is on Stede's lap, riding his dick. He's wearing fake elf ears, a red and green stocking hat with a jingle bell on the end, a green collar with pointy flappy bits with jingle bells attached, a matching belt, red and green fingerless gloves, and red and white striped stockings. he also has jingle bells attached to his nipple rings. the bells are all bouncing with him and ringing. Stede is looking up at him, smiling as Ed pulls his fake beard down to uncover his mouth. Stede is dressed fully as Santa, with the trousers pushed down mid-thigh

merry christmas, ya filthy animals

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Ed is lying on his back, naked. His right arm is stretched out, fingers clawing, and his left arm is bent up alongside his head. His head is thrown back in ecstasy, eyes closed and mouth open. His nipple is pierced with a silver ring, and he has a prince albert and a jacob's ladder in his dick. His legs are around Stede's head, who is also naked, lying on his front with his face buried in Ed's ass. Part of his beard is visible, and he is freckled all over.

people keep reminding me of old art I haven't posted yet over here

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

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illustration of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is seated on an undrawn perch, a golden silk robe falling around him. He is nude and his hair is loose. His right leg is bent and held up by Stede, who is also nude and fucking him. They are kissing, Ed's left hand grasping Stede's head to pull him closer.

"you wear fine things well"

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[originally posted 03.16.22]

illustration of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He is in side-profile, shown from torso up, and appears naked. His hair is pulled up and his head is bowed, eyes closed. He is tied up in shibari. Behind him, only Stede's right arm is available, wearing a light red dressing gown. He is rubbing his knuckles gently down the back of Ed's neck.

fun fact: this was the only art of mine on ig that David Jenkins ever liked (tbf it was a slightly cropped version, but still)

[originally posted 03.17.22]

#ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw

Ed is kneeling, back to the viewer, legs spread apart. His head is turned slightly to the right so that you can see his eyelashes, showing his eyes are closed. His hair is piled on top of his head, held in place by the black cravat, and he is wearing the pearl necklace. He is bound in gold rope, tied to form an X over his back; the rope is also around his arms. A bejeweled butt plug is visible between his cheeks.

still really love this piece I did for the A-to-Z of Ed Teach zine

#gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw

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my last two pieces for this fic. it was a joy to work with the good doctor.

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

he's very giving in that way 😌

#OFMDKinktober25 day 21: leather and spanking

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

yeah okay fine

#ofmdart #gentlebeard

#OFMDKinktober25 day 18: coming untouched

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

#OFMDKinktober25 day 18: coming untouched

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Stede is on his back, head propped up by a pillow, pulling his legs back to his chest. he looks flustered and a little overwhelmed, blushing all over. he is wearing a cock cage. Ed kneels before him, hair up in a messy bun, wearing a black crop top and panties. he's wrist deep in Stede's hole with his left arm, his right hand bracing on Stede's leg. he's watching his fist disappear into Stede, blushing a little.

#OFMDKinktober25 day 17: chastity device and fisting

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Stede is on his back, head propped up by a pillow, pulling his legs back to his chest. he looks flustered and a little overwhelmed, blushing all over. he is wearing a cock cage. Ed kneels before him, hair up in a messy bun, wearing a black crop top and panties. he's wrist deep in Stede's hole with his left arm, his right hand bracing on Stede's leg. he's watching his fist disappear into Stede, blushing a little.

#OFMDKinktober25 day 17: chastity device and fisting

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Stede and Ed are on a hotel balcony, Stede behind Ed, fucking him. His face is pressed into Ed's head, eyes closed and mouth open wide as if he were panting or moaning. He has on a polo shirt, and his pants are shoved down mid-thign. Ed looking over his shoulder at him, eyes half-closed. He has on a t-shirt with a wide neck, exposing his right shoulder, and denim cutoffs pushed down mid-thigh. His arms are braced on the railing. Stede's right arm is around his chest, pushing his shirt up, and Stede's left hand is just barely visible jerking him off. Plants surround them, and in the background at some distance, people are visible hanging around a pool.

#OFMDKinktober25 day 16: public/semi-public sex

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Stede and Ed are on a hotel balcony, Stede behind Ed, fucking him. His face is pressed into Ed's head, eyes closed and mouth open wide as if he were panting or moaning. He has on a polo shirt, and his pants are shoved down mid-thign. Ed looking over his shoulder at him, eyes half-closed. He has on a t-shirt with a wide neck, exposing his right shoulder, and denim cutoffs pushed down mid-thigh. His arms are braced on the railing. Stede's right arm is around his chest, pushing his shirt up, and Stede's left hand is just barely visible jerking him off. Plants surround them, and in the background at some distance, people are visible hanging around a pool.

#OFMDKinktober25 day 16: public/semi-public sex

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Izzy is naked save for a simple black harness and black cuffs on his wrists and ankles (including the wooden one.) He is forced to squat because short chains connect his wrist cuffs to the ankle ones. An anal hook has been inserted in him, attached to a bit in his mouth, forcing his head up if he wants relief from it. He is sweating visibly.

#OFMDKinktober25 day 15: predicament bondage and anal hook

#ofmdnsfw #IzzyHands

and @unadulteratedkr.bsky.social might be writing something but you didn't hear that from me

there might be at least another one featuring them later 😌😌😌

you know he's purring so loud

Ed is wearing black cat ears, paw mitts, a tail, and a black collar that says 'kitten'. Stede is seated on a chair, only his bestockinged leg visible along with a hand petting Ed's hair. Ed is holding onto his leg and rubbing his face against the stocking.

#OFMDKinktober25 day 14: stockings and pet play

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Stede is a huge werewolf and he is standing on his hind legs, holding up Ed to his chest while fucking him with a huge cock, knot ready to push inside Ed. He's got one giant hand holding Ed by the torso while the other is jerking him off. Ed is having a great time, head thrown back in ecstacy as he clings to Stede's fur.

#OFMDKinktober25 day 13: breeding and monsterfucking

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard