Bee Klimt

For some reason, I decided to teach myself Haskell by doing Advent of Code 2024.

My impressions of Haskell after 3 days:
1. The reliance on linked lists + recursion feels very lisp
2. Seems like rust’s pattern matching was inspired by Haskell

I wonder how it’ll hold up to graph traversal problems

i’m not a big steak person, but the best steak i ever had was in an amtrak dining car, on the Coast Starlight line

I can’t speak for everyone, but my mind tends to treat writing an article, making a video, writing a song, cooking a meal, drawing an image, and, apparently, designing software the same way. It’s not a matter of just “generating” something perfect from my head, but exploring the tension that exists between what I’m imagining and the limitations of my stupid meat body. That’s actually the exciting part. It also lets me figure out if something has turned out wrong or just resulted in a happy accident. Vibe coding, like every new trend coming out of Silicon Valley, turns this process — the entire act of creativity, itself — into a slot machine. One more pull on the AI and maybe it will figure it out for you. You won’t understand how any of it works, of course, or feel particularly proud of what you’ve done, but maybe you’ll have something. Just a few more dollars for some more tokens. C’mon, just pay a bit more.

www.garbageday.email/p/am-i-too-s...

crates.io: Rust Package Registry

I just published my first rust crate. It’s a library for serializing and deserializing protocol buffers. I don’t really intend other people to use it. But I use it in enough of my own projects, I wanted an easy way to share it.

crates.io/crates/broto...

comic strip with call and response text. who are we? CEOs what do we want? AI! AI to do what? We don't know! When do we want it? Right now!

every company in 2025

3. AI adoption is easier said than done. Even as executives pressure workers to use AI, getting people to do that throughout an organization is easier said than done. Rukmini Reddy, an engineering executive at incident management software maker PagerDuty, does so by making AI usage a part of her employees’ annual performance reviews. This strategy seems to be working, as she said that 98% of her engineers use coding tools like Anthropic’s Claude Code or Microsoft’s GitHub Copilot on a day-to-day basis now.

It seems like the only way tech companies are able to compel AI usage is by coercion in performance review processes?

(via The Information "AI Agenda" newsletter)

"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”

🎁link

The Majority AI View - Anil Dash A blog about making culture. Since 1999.

Okay, for the folks who asked: here's the majority AI view, writing up the reasonable, thoughtful view on AI that the vast majority of people in tech hold, that gets overshadowed by the bluster and hype of the tycoons trying to shill their nonsense. anildash.com/2025/10/17/t... Please share!

AI Coding Is Massively Overhyped, Report Finds The AI industry's claims about AI coding assistants boosting productivity significantly appear to be massively overblown, per a new report.

“In a new report, management consultants Bain & Company found that despite being ‘one of the first areas to deploy generative AI,’ the ‘savings have been unremarkable’ in programming.”

America’s top companies keep talking about AI — but can’t explain the upsides FT analysis of hundreds of filings suggests the S&P 500 businesses are clearer about the risks than benefits

“When it comes to AI adoption, many companies aren’t guided by strategy but by ‘Fomo’,” said Haritha Khandabattu, senior director analyst at consultancy Gartner.

www.ft.com/content/e93e...

M365 Copilot fails to up productivity in UK government trial : AI tech shows promise writing emails or summarizing meetings. Don't bother with anything more complex

Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results:

1) Does UBI work? (yes)
2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)

Therapists are secretly using ChatGPT. Clients are triggered. Some therapists are using AI during therapy sessions. They’re risking their clients’ trust and privacy in the process.

Some therapists are using AI during therapy sessions. They’re risking their clients’ trust and privacy in the process.

LinkedIn is the opposite of punk rock.

we learned this already! there was about a one week period where everyone thought Google Glass was neat and then the realization kicked in and people were like, wait a minute, this is a privacy nightmare and the whole thing flopped

The A.I.-Profits Drought and the Lessons of History Like the steam engine, electricity, and computers, generative artificial intelligence could take longer than expected to transform the economy.

An M.I.T. study found that 95% of companies that had invested in A.I. tools were seeing zero return. It jibes with the emerging idea that generative A.I., “in its current incarnation, simply isn’t all it’s been cracked up to be,” johncassidysays.bsky.social writes.

to me, it’s not about the number of iterations, but the “fitness function”. in nature, “survival of the fittest” is who can reproduce. machine learning on problems where there are right and wrong answers works well. but these “AGI” LLMs are just trained to bullshit confidently

#BeePosting

“watch this 3 minute movie i spent 6 months making”

“oh wow, even if it’s bad, i’ll understand you better”

“watch this 3 minute movie i spent 5 seconds making by writing a prompt”

“why are you wasting my time? just tell me the prompt”

when i watch movies or listen to music, i examine to the details. i ask myself, “why did the artist make that choice?”

with ai-generated art, there’s no intentionality to the details. it’s just filler

it’s a cold chicken mcnugget without the breading

the thought of ai-generated music hurts my soul. same with art really. i’ll take a stick figure drawing or a three-chord punk song over an ai thing anyday. adding in predictions from statistical models just dilutes the message. i’d rather someone send me the prompt than its output

the thing is, when someone’s switching jobs, they’re already changing teams, so the cost is baked in

if you say, “well, people keep leaving for new jobs that are in-person, so we’re gonna RTO”, then you aren’t properly accounting for that cost

in other words, once you’ve formed teams that span the continent, you can’t really “RTO” without destroying those teams. maybe the destruction pays off somewhere else, but you’ve gotta at least acknowledge it

the thing that frustrates me is how often people conflate “RTO” with “working in-person”

if i had the option of RTO with a 20 minute commute and my whole current team in person, i’d take it

but my last job tried to make me “RTO” to take remote meetings from a corporate office, and i quit instead

User taps → API stalls → UI hangs → User bails. Sound familiar?

🙌 Honeycomb Frontend Observability now supports mobile. Fix prod mobile issues with deep, end-to-end visibility

✅ See user journeys from tap to backend
✅ OTel-based SDKs — no lock-in
✅ No seat/custom metric fees

tinyurl.com/2ccpc5nm

Later on I saw an episode of Voyager where Torres does the same thing. In both cases, the CO accepted the hard estimate.

(I put on 90s scifi tv shows in the background while I’m coding.)

Lots of folks know about Scotty always padding his time estimates.

But today I saw the episode of Stargate SG-1 where Siler says it’ll take 24 hours to fix the gate. Hammond says “You have 12.” And then Siler says “No, sir, that’s not how it works. It’ll take 24.”

I respect that.

before november there was a lot of good tech discussion on my mastodon feed (i know i know), but since november, it’s also 90% politics

Heh, the last systems I worked on at my previous job were called “zinc” and “copper”.

(I can talk about this because they were (a) open source, and (b) cancelled.)

I wonder where the ones they built for American Gladiators ended up.

They finally made a Gladiator 2?

When I lived in Beijing 20 years ago, one of my friends bought a “Gladiator 2” VCD from a guy on a street corner. I said “There is no Gladiator 2!” But he insisted I was ignorant.

Anyway, he ended up with a VCD full of episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess.