The older I get, the lower my tolerance for drama and bullshit gets. And itβs fkn great.
05.02.2025 20:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The older I get, the lower my tolerance for drama and bullshit gets. And itβs fkn great.
05.02.2025 20:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Overheard from my 9yo to his friends on Fortnite:
Guys, guys, how does Lady Gaga like her steak?
RAW RAW R R RAW
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Iβve reached the age where I just want to meet a man who wants to avoid people with me.
11.01.2025 10:38 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Top move. Great headline.
10.01.2025 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh look it's meeeee. I better start posting on here.
10.01.2025 13:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I never planned to be a solo parent, but heβs been the best plot twist ever.
10.01.2025 13:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I donβt know about you, but I struggle to accept an apology delivered after someone hits the PR panic button.
#Greggwallace
Nice one!
01.12.2024 11:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0STUNNING photo
26.11.2024 21:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is a gorgeous shot!
26.11.2024 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A photo of a large snow flocked Christmas tree with multicoloured baubles, and a cheeky black cat who has climbed into the tree and sitting between the branches looking innocent.
I do not recall purchasing ~this~ bauble.
#cats
Ah a fellow introvert.
26.11.2024 21:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mine has his own tree π₯΄
26.11.2024 21:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0πππ
26.11.2024 21:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well I guess I just added another social platform to my late night doom scrolling. Hi π
26.11.2024 21:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0