The older I get, the lower my tolerance for drama and bullshit gets. And it’s fkn great.
05.02.2025 20:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The older I get, the lower my tolerance for drama and bullshit gets. And it’s fkn great.
05.02.2025 20:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Overheard from my 9yo to his friends on Fortnite:
Guys, guys, how does Lady Gaga like her steak?
RAW RAW R R RAW
💀
I’ve reached the age where I just want to meet a man who wants to avoid people with me.
11.01.2025 10:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Top move. Great headline.
10.01.2025 14:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0oh look it's meeeee. I better start posting on here.
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I never planned to be a solo parent, but he’s been the best plot twist ever.
10.01.2025 13:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I don’t know about you, but I struggle to accept an apology delivered after someone hits the PR panic button.
#Greggwallace
Nice one!
01.12.2024 11:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0STUNNING photo
26.11.2024 21:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this is a gorgeous shot!
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A photo of a large snow flocked Christmas tree with multicoloured baubles, and a cheeky black cat who has climbed into the tree and sitting between the branches looking innocent.
I do not recall purchasing ~this~ bauble.
#cats
Ah a fellow introvert.
26.11.2024 21:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Mine has his own tree 🥴
26.11.2024 21:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0😍😍😍
26.11.2024 21:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Well I guess I just added another social platform to my late night doom scrolling. Hi 👋
26.11.2024 21:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0