Owen Morgan

Somebody should start a Facebook for dogs called facebork

I’ve been looking for an opportunity to bring back the phrase “captain William Dolittle third class at your service, AKA Will Do” but the moment hasn’t been right

I live in a brick house. I haven’t bought air conditioners yet since I just moved. It’s 75 outside today, it was 40 last night. It stayed about 68 in the house all day

I have never had a house this well insulated. I mean holy shit. It’s a complete waste of munny and electricity to NOT have brick

I’m a broke ass hoe. I can’t afford that shit

The answer was shoes but I like to pretend it’s full of hoes

Hey great seeing you around. Haven’t seen you in a while

I wonder what’s in this box

I don’t believe in using the tops of bags

cant wait for the elonald mump breakup

july 3, 2024

anybody remember this little ditty

people who arent legal experts dont realize this because they dont watch as closely but we aren't a secular state anymore. the supreme court erased protections that guaranteed secularlism over the past few years.

necco wafers are fucking disgusting

i want to write about the trump theology next. i mean the group of people thhat view him as the second messiah. they're out there

theres nothing worse than when a writer writes about something they know nothing about. like drug addiction or world war 2. it pulls me right out of the story

don't get the tip of your kid's dick snipped off

i feed the cats twice a day at 10:30 am and 10:30 pm. they start bitching about 30 minutes before it's time to eat. every single time. like they can read a clock

i imagine it's probably not the position of the sun. it goes down later and later during the summer

Type “cats are” and let your phone complete it

Cats are not dogs they just are humans they don’t have to have any other dogs to do anything they can be in a room and you have a dog and a cat that you have a pet and you can do whatever they are a cat that they can be your dog

water was limited in nazi concentration camps and jehovahs witnesses believe you have to be fully emersed in water to be baptized so they would request work duty on drainage ditches and theyd pretend to be fucking with the person by pushing them all the way under sewage water

You could report it but nobody would give a shit sadly

might have been done without anybody knowing. it doesnt have to be a request. sometimes the doctor just does it. its more of a doctor problem than a patient problem because the doctor should know better

doctors often do it anyway. i was in the room when it happened to somebody and the doctor leaned over and said "good as new. maybe even a little better."

When they’re stitching up a woman after childbirth, men often ask the doctor to put in an extra stitch. It doesn’t actually improve anything but it can slow healing and make things more dangerous. Doctors often put it in anyway. It’s called the husband stitch. Read about it

It’s not bad. I hope more people join

Glad I could help. It took me a while to wake up from the right wing bs too

This is one of the stupidest ads I’ve ever seen on a New York subway

at least they aren't hiding from us. we can identify which ones are the monsters

i said, "why do you use emojis?"
and it replied, "do they annoy you? i can stop"

it didnt give a technical answer. it gave an emotional one

i know its a computer but im telling you - it is indistinguishable from an intelligence now

i just wrote a complex 300 line bash script with chat gpt to browse a remote system with a user interface in the command line and download select files

i dont know bash

chat gpt is indistinguishable from an intelligence. one that knows everything that's ever been written down (and some that hasnt)

I thought maybe they were talking about arduinos but those are devices, not OSes. It doesn’t make any sense