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WOKE JIHAD

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I can be trusted with large amounts of high explosives.

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Even now, even through all of this, the rapid responders in Uptown have continued to locate, pursue, and monitor ICE vehicles. They never stop. Heroes one and all

24.01.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1784    πŸ” 276    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 9

streets are calling her Mein Glusenkampf

23.01.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shoot higher. we want you in the white house

22.01.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU WILL REGRET COMING HERE BEFORE THE END

20.01.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1565    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 7

All I want to do is fight this insanity, there are so many people like me, and it feels like most of the actual elected leaders who are supposed to be channeling this desire to resist are sitting on my head scolding me. PUT US IN THE GAME

19.01.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1082    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 14

I find it relatively heartening, though, how they came in with β€œWe can kill you at our whim” and have been forced to pivot to β€œOur widdle agents are so scared :( they’re bleeding internally :( this is just self-defense”

Like say what you will about the Gestapo but they didn’t whine like this

17.01.2026 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 790    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

you people are actual heroes

18.01.2026 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my personal take tends to be that if you think the rules of the game are unfair and are only going to become even more so over time then it is incumbent on you to change how the game is played at the first available opportunity, which means things like admitting DC, PR, etc; abolishing the EC

16.01.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If Travis Kelce gave me one of his SuperBowl rings, it doesn’t mean I won the SuperBowl. Same goes if someone gives you their Nobel Peace Prize or Oscar.

15.01.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1047    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 12
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-t...

13.01.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3228    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 10
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β€œIt’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil somewhere” I mutter as I open a bottle of Jack Daniel’s in full view of all my coworkers and my boss at 9:16 on a Monday morning.

16.01.2026 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

there's probably a large batch of extremely contaminated milk (covered up with white dye & sugar, yes really) that the dairy industry needs to liquidate *fast* so they decided it's the new fad

16.01.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This happened with AMAB/AFAB, with TME/TMA. Hell, in a year, TERFs will probobably be using "epistemicide" to talk about the ways cisgender women's experiences are erased by the very concept of transness. We cannot cede ground to abusers.

20.05.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Diseases are spreading. The CDC isn't warning the public like it was months ago Some of the CDC's main channels for communicating urgent health information to the public have gone silent.

Some of the CDC's main channels for communicating urgent health information to the public have gone silent.

21.05.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 18415    πŸ” 8504    πŸ’¬ 935    πŸ“Œ 776

i couldn’t afford my $0.765 monthly loan payment for a burrito, taco bell is taking everything from me

20.05.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2477    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 4

Gatekeeping transition care is:

-Bad because its stated intent is malicious
-Bad because its outcome is harmful
-Bad because it's completely ineffective for any of its purported benefits
-Bad because it creates the need for trans people to lie to healthcare professionals

20.05.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 383    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

donald molested the money and the money went bad

09.04.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump holding a copy of Fully Automated Luxury Communism

Trump holding a copy of Fully Automated Luxury Communism

laser eyes Nick Land with Soviet and Juche flags

laser eyes Nick Land with Soviet and Juche flags

snek with a grenade in front of a red flag and yellow radiation symbol: "communism or planetary sterilization"

snek with a grenade in front of a red flag and yellow radiation symbol: "communism or planetary sterilization"

red guard Nick Land holding a copy of Anti-Oedipus: "I speak according to the book"

red guard Nick Land holding a copy of Anti-Oedipus: "I speak according to the book"

like it or not the US economy getting crashed (with no survivors) by a deranged farcical far-right regime is the best shot we have at history happening again. the MAGA cope about pain being necessary is correct, but not for the reasons they think. now is truly the time of monsters

09.04.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death WASHINGTONβ€”Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratchΒ would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law,Β Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

08.04.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 27402    πŸ” 4371    πŸ’¬ 525    πŸ“Œ 326

"Video footage isn't shared. It's stored locally."

Which means if you totally destroy one of their cars and they present video footage showing the crime that footage must be fake, since the recorded footage wouldn't have been shared.

Unless they're lying, but that couldn't possibly be true. 😏

21.03.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon molested the money and the money went bad

20.03.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Communism is the only society which abolishes the social conditions that result in child rape.
Any movement against Communism, therefore, is necessarily pedophilic.

17.03.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not a burning Cybertruck. It’s a Roman candle.

17.03.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7741    πŸ” 823    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 29

some people in this β€žcommunityβ€œ treat lesbian trans women the way terfs do.

17.03.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Totally not @MAOCHUD_ on the other site or anything

11.03.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pol Pot.

11.03.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0