Matt Leys

Little point in communicating with anyone who doesn't own at least one pair of DMs.

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus / Kalo mina

I won’t remain silent on this cynical war | The Observer Israelis overwhelmingly back the strikes on Iran, but the most patriotic thing to do is to ask ‘to what end?’

This is good.
observer.co.uk/news/opinion...

YouTube video by Terry Hsiao Song 'Kumamon mon mon' with English subtitles

The Kumamon song was on constant rotation for...a long time
youtu.be/amwRgV1ngsg

We're about the same height #hereallweek #trytheveal

This is how the King lives.

At least Brass Eye was funny.

Ah, that's nice. He's unstoppable.

Just watched Long Shot, followed by a jarring handbrake turn to the actual news

She's so ace. A shame you never got to see her with her dad, it was a wonderful thing to see, the love between them.

OK, we’ve tried 2026 for two months and I think we’ve given it a fair go but it’s not working out. Bring on the Hootenanny and let’s crack on with 2027 tomorrow.

James Ball & @jamesrball.com If this gets confirmed - or even just becomes widely believed - then it's safe to say all kinds of chaos are going to break out. © Deleted 11:44 AM • Feb 28, 2026 @ Everybody can reply

The most Bluesky thing ever.

Imagine us beaming. A gold star from miss.

When she said "it is a pity that The Bill is so fond of blowing things up because, when they don't, they can really write", we all took the day off and basked in it.

Same, and same

Haha! Nice

Neil Sedaka, “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do” and “Laughter in the Rain” Singer-Songwriter, Dies at 86 The Brooklynite's esteemed body of work also includes "Calendar Girl," "Oh! Carol," "Love Will Keep Us Together," "Where the Boys Are," "Bad Blood" and "Solitaire."

Neil Sedaka was so talented, and he inspired me to follow my dream of being a songwriter.

With love and gratitude and condolences to his family.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-...

BALLCOCKS

Paroxysms in saloon bars across the nation

My kids literally met Kumamon about 12 years ago

Same, and same

Can Sadiq Khan stop Asif Aziz's mass evictions? We went to the billionaire's home to get answers, as a leading homelessness charity cut ties with the landlord and tenants begged the mayor to save their homes.

Breaking:
*Asif Aziz's mass evictions of Londoners appear to be BACK ON
*Sadiq Khan personally demands immediate response from the landlord
*Leading homelessness charity cuts ties with the Aziz family and refuses donation
*Questions over legality of paperwork
www.londoncentric.media/p/asif-aziz-...

Go to Rome, see the Eiffel Tower #gogglebox

Wildly overrated anyway. Plus who needs them when you have burgers and gin?

Slovenly sentry tends to his gun under watchful eye of his dog. Thanks to recent cleaning, we can also see more alert sentry walking on wall behind him. As painted by Carel Fabritius of Delft, whose day is today.

Someone's got to do it Nat. Out there in the comedy trenches so people can sleep soundly in their beds.

That was an eyebrow-raising few seconds.

Entirely my fault. I insisted we only did stories about lost puppies, apple scrumping and helping old dears across the road. I'd be banging the table in script meetings, "no Hamas marches!"