Matt Leys

It's not for my coat.

View of Delft, 1661. Sunlight splashes through soft clouds onto weathered hardness of brick & stone. Breathtaking. Vermeer, born OTD 1632.

Well this was a nice surprise (and yes it's ace)

Well it's going to be pretty awkward when he gets there, isn't it

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Born on this day in 1632, in Delft, the incomparable painter Johannes Vermeer. What he can do here with the color blue! It's miraculous. The mysteries of that window are infinite.

The Womble and The Clanger in the style of The Omen and The Exorcist

🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

It's a thing of beauty Moose 💎

I think it's just the same old obsession with THE STORY, but it seems to be getting harder to sustain.

The Abergele Files - Zoo - BBC Sounds The world's worst detective agency has come to North Wales. Relax, criminals.

Fresh new comedy, still piping hot. Episode 2.
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This joke is perfect

Kids today will never know the true meaning of Halloween. In my day you needed to be highly flammable and cruise around the party at cigarette height. Now they're dressing up as Super Mario or a traffic cone and prancing around with vapes x

Even turnips are morally lax. I make my kids carve the face of death into lumps of coal.

News still desperately giving CPR to its beloved Rachel Reeves non-story hours after time of death was declared. Someone needs to gently lead them away.

Hahaha

Nothing to see here.

I declare today an Ozymandias free zone. Nozymandias.

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Welcome.

Disgusting. Just wondering if any footage of this disgraceful spectacle still exists

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

Ooh yes add sesame seeds and crispy onions 😋

Stir it through rice, fried egg on, quickest dinner on earth 🙌

Chicken, green beans and onion. The laoganma with black beans, actual magic in a jar

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Polish poster for ZAZIE DANS LE METRO (1960)

Directed by Louis Malle - BOTD in 1932

She’s right. She *deliberately* hacked into Harriet Harman’s website, whereas Rachel Reeves is accused of obtaining a license late by accident. I assume that’s what she means, given Badenoch is widely known for her thoughtfulness and her self-awareness.

Go get it, Andy!

me muting the phrase "artist formerly known as"

How come he gets to keep the Andrew? We'll have that back too thanks mate