Bryan Wood

When you steal from Whole Foods, you steal from the guy who fired all the journalists at the Washington Post and got Donald Trump elected. I feel like you have a moral obligation as a member of society to at least steal from them, if not to set the whole place on fire.

I think I'm going to sell off four or more of my motorcycles

I think "scientists genuinely aren't sure what it's like to be one" is true for most animals. That is the bailiwick of philosophers, artists, and stoners

Hot take: Better than Cannonball Run, as good or better than Smokey and the Bandit

I wonder what the percentages would be if you asked if they had specifically avoided buying something because they saw an ad on "twitter"?

YouTube video by Mr. Wolf Stevie Wonder on drums with Formula 3

There are a lot of bad days but I've yet to find one bad enough that the video of Stevie Wonder playing drums, including a 45 second solo, with prog dudes on Italian TV can't improve it.

So we're all smarter than the Bank of America securities head of US Equity and Quantitative Strategy?

I feel like Indycar is too classy. For Donald Trump's Washington DC they should drain the reflecting pool in the mall and hold a demolition derby of only imported cars.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Most likely outcome is that asshole dies of old age and leaves everyone else to clean up his mess, capping an 80 year run of never experiencing consequences. Only in America baby!

75% of the people who voted for them knew they were lying from day 1. The other 25% were not going to vote for a women, or a person of color, or got hoodwinked

Are we allowed to get the rest of the Epstein files now?

Marc basically saying 5/8 of what he consumes is garbage

I was not required to read it in high school or college, despite being a communications major. Only years later did I pick it up and I've kept it on my shelf for 30 years now.

The guy who voices Master Chief from the video game "Halo," who was featured in a White House meme video showing missiles blowing people up in Iran, calls it "disgusting and juvenile war porn" wapo.st/3NhffGm

Finally, some of that money trickling down, right?

Holy crap! He brought a gas powered battery charger for his electric truck.

It’s almost like we didn’t think this through.

If you have used Strunk and White's "Elements of Style" in order to know how to write good, it is the same "White". If you have not read it, I recommend you do because it will tell you not to use "good" when you mean "better" and is very succinct and conversational

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Clyde Conway (D–as in Dog) wishes a Happy Ding Dong the Puppy Killer is Gone Day to his four-legged constituents and all humans who celebrate.

Babou!

We all know it is true. Whether it was an American or Israeli bomb, the United States is still responsible for this war

Yeah, but which Nobel Prize? Because I value the opinion of a peace prize or economics over a literature or mathematics when it comes to a war

Happy Friday, Bsky

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

He's just popping in to let you know who to block and mute on here

It looks like Tesla is once again using parking garages to stash inventory. There are some 100,000 inventory cars worldwide. 99,998 after today.

This really sounds more like a Lennie Briscoe quip

“You’ll never make Mother of the Year, lady!”

Let this be a warning. If you toss your baby into a garbage can, Sgt. Joe Friday is going to roast battle your ass like a motherfucker.

The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.