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31/white/i have no plans to purchase a vehicle. wizard of loneliness

6 Followers  |  7 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  1.5724

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i named him bluegill

21.02.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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avowed πŸ‘ he doesn’t have a name yet

20.02.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

job posting
position title: domovoy
tasks: refill the humidifier, refill water bottle
requirements: must be able to use taps
rate of pay: 1 bowl of milk daily*

*lactose free or partially skimmed preferred but negotiable

29.12.2024 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet that says my family’s political views: me: communist father: communist mother: soc dem brother 1 (14yo): fascist brother 2 (8yo): fascist

Tweet that says my family’s political views: me: communist father: communist mother: soc dem brother 1 (14yo): fascist brother 2 (8yo): fascist

Tweet that says my family’s political views: me: christdem father: right populist magahat mother: moderate magahat bro 1: vaguely progressive bro 2: russophile fascist bro 3: Andrew Tate style magahat bro 4: progressive

Tweet that says my family’s political views: me: christdem father: right populist magahat mother: moderate magahat bro 1: vaguely progressive bro 2: russophile fascist bro 3: Andrew Tate style magahat bro 4: progressive

Tweet that says my family’s political views: me: natneocon bonapartist father: regime conbert mother: moderate trumpcon brother: hawkish conbert m grandpa: mesocon m grandpa: Christian conservative m grandpa: ??? P grandma: yellow dog dem
Quoted tweet that says my living family’s political views: me: national neoliberal father: social democrat mother: social liberal

Tweet that says my family’s political views: me: natneocon bonapartist father: regime conbert mother: moderate trumpcon brother: hawkish conbert m grandpa: mesocon m grandpa: Christian conservative m grandpa: ??? P grandma: yellow dog dem Quoted tweet that says my living family’s political views: me: national neoliberal father: social democrat mother: social liberal

this thread is so funny and it just kept getting funnier. 8 yr old brother a fascist. brother a russophile fascist. im a proud BONAPARTIST

19.12.2024 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeeeeeeerp

16.12.2024 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i don’t have anything nice to say about wokeguard (yet?) but feel free to look at my rook. the goal was to make him look as sick and pathetic as possible but mostly he just makes the no bitches megamind face at the camera in every cutscene

16.12.2024 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the creature

13.12.2024 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

atp my entire family probably has walking pneumonia and I’m ready to be euthanized man i can’t be sick anymore i cant take it i cant take it

05.12.2024 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shot dead in Midtown Manhattan, masked gunman at large UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was shot near a Midtown Manhattan hotel in a potentially targeted shooting early Wednesday, according to police.

β€œWritten on the shell casings were the words β€˜deny,’ β€˜defend’ and β€˜depose,’ according to sources.”

05.12.2024 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3102    πŸ” 621    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 498
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i made some art. im an artist. feel free to leave a like

04.12.2024 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tim Hortons donut box with a note on them that says β€œhelp you are self to the β€œdoughed nuts” within this very box if you want to”

Tim Hortons donut box with a note on them that says β€œhelp you are self to the β€œdoughed nuts” within this very box if you want to”

30.11.2024 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is the fur of a killer fyi ‼️

26.11.2024 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the more u observe beautiful people the clearer it becomes that u just gotta have something else going on to actually succeed. like. he’s THAT pretty and getting nothing done? he’s got rocks for a brain 100%

23.11.2024 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Statue of an Anthropomorphic dog in human clothing bending over to take a photo with a professional grade camera in a park near Paddington Station in London, England

Statue of an Anthropomorphic dog in human clothing bending over to take a photo with a professional grade camera in a park near Paddington Station in London, England

Statue of an Anthropomorphic dog in human clothing bending over to take a photo with a professional grade camera next to another statue of an anthropomorphic dog in human clothing kneeling to take a photo with a professional grade camera in a park near Paddington Station in London, England

Statue of an Anthropomorphic dog in human clothing bending over to take a photo with a professional grade camera next to another statue of an anthropomorphic dog in human clothing kneeling to take a photo with a professional grade camera in a park near Paddington Station in London, England

you can see some stuff if you go to london england. example

18.11.2024 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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let’s goooooo

16.11.2024 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a beautiful image of a furby with arms and legs laying on a pile of cash. $47. she is wearing little high heels. black. her name is horseradish. there is text that says β€œthis is the money horseradish. like and share for money and success to come your way soon”

a beautiful image of a furby with arms and legs laying on a pile of cash. $47. she is wearing little high heels. black. her name is horseradish. there is text that says β€œthis is the money horseradish. like and share for money and success to come your way soon”

15.11.2024 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i am insanely miserable

15.11.2024 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
picture of a monkey that says I’m alone nobody care me

picture of a monkey that says I’m alone nobody care me

when i have covid on my bday and i feel so so bad and i can’t sleep

13.11.2024 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

when do i stop getting recommended post with 0 likes and 0 rts from the cringey-est people on the website

10.11.2024 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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