I mean borkings
09.03.2026 04:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@azianperc.bsky.social
I'm here to make puns and like your adorable pet photos. Hopefully, you have plenty of pet photos, because I have plenty of puns. π¨π³π¨π¦πΊπ² He/Him All thoughts and funny jokes my own (unless I stole the joke)
I mean borkings
09.03.2026 04:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I seek her blessings
09.03.2026 04:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have context for one, but not the other, and I'm scared to ask for context.
08.03.2026 06:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Political attack ad in a world where fruit are people: "HE'S ANTI-OXIDANT"
07.03.2026 16:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would willingly move back to Star Fox 64 Again
07.03.2026 07:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this π
06.03.2026 21:43 β π 4331 π 1038 π¬ 69 π 40
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I can't wait for her to call somebody else her husband!
06.03.2026 20:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have learned no lessons
06.03.2026 19:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah this rules
06.03.2026 18:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh good, there's a swanboy about my internal dialogue.
06.03.2026 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would you prefer to have the lawyer read it or you read it?
04.03.2026 21:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
You asked for it! The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos is finally here:
YOU ARE ELON MUSK
200+ passages. 7 endings. Secrets. In-jokes. Giant robots. All with the purpose of doing one thing: SPENDING ALL OF ELON MUSK'S FUCKING MONEY
direkris.itch.io/elon
Man I gotta not think watching The Pitt during dinner is an acceptable substitute
03.03.2026 01:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1You said it's a treat, but I only want to treat my eyes with bleach
02.03.2026 17:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Young Hostiles
02.03.2026 17:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think I saw @kinokreations.bsky.social before the concert started
01.03.2026 05:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Monster Hunter
01.03.2026 05:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Kabi the traveling merchant
store.steampowered.com/app/2950710/...
disgusted poorly drawn cat
28.02.2026 15:07 β π 1937 π 436 π¬ 17 π 18I hope they all go from their current Extremely Cute to Unbearably Cute.
27.02.2026 18:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Depends on whether they are comfy and easy to wear.
27.02.2026 18:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey is it normal for the pilot to say he's gonna shut the engine off and we're gonna get tugged? Asking for a friend who wants to know if it costs extra.
27.02.2026 18:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SAED or Pizza Cutter?
27.02.2026 18:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie remake where the cross game mechanics are fully implemented
27.02.2026 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was just saying last night that I don't think PokΓ©mon is a series for me anymore... but those starters are cute...
27.02.2026 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hate that I understand this
26.02.2026 23:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@destiny2team.bungie.net if it could be tracked easily, might be fun to do back to back Master Salvation's Edge + GM Excision (with only 6).
26.02.2026 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0