Nick Lai

clear stickers of vintage weapon foundries and beverages

yay clear stickers

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Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com

Why are things so expensive

Me: Oh I love puzzles! This sounds great!

Also me, trying to solve the riddle to join: I am an idiot I have never solved anything in my life I am incapable of intelligent thought

I mean I still wouldn't use it but they should

They should give Skyburner's Oath catalyst the ability to charge up through kills to call down a Cabal Drop Pod

Hello, hi. I am glad you like my content. However, I must insist that if you intend to watch the Harry Potter TV show, for whatever reason, you don't get to enjoy my content as well. Please unfollow.

If you value entertainment over the ruination of trans lives, you don't get to enjoy us.

Sorry for being gauche but if you want to get invested in media about witches that isn’t racist garbage that enables a transphobe, check out a game made by a majority of trans people including yours truly. Bonus it helps fund my hopeful escape from this hell.

I'll be home for Shrimpmas
You can count on it
I'll be home for Shrimpmas
To commit to the bit

Okay well it's still stuck in my head either way so thanks a lot

What about "crustacean" instead of "seafoodtime"

Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

At least it wasn't an instant loss of Whammageddon

Bad food poisoning in Mexico, I call that a Baja Blast

Maybe not exactly what you're looking for, but I struggled with Returnal the first time and dropped it after not making significant progress. Came back a year later and beat the whole thing.

I think enough people have dunked on the "mac no cheese" so I'll just say there's no doubt in my mind those veggies are undercooked and underseasoned

Two orange cats sitting on the top of a donut shaped cat bed. Rather than sitting next to each other, a darker orange one is sitting directly on top of the lighter orange one.

How your email finds me

I love seeing stats big and the actual game smaller I love itttt

Fuck Pinta (the fastest one), Marry the Santa Maria (the largest one), and Kill the Niña (it was Columbus' favorite).

Your other options were not meant tubi

Wha happen

Congratulations!!!

Every time the TVs broke at gameslop was the worst thing. I don't know whether it'd be worse to have one song on repeat or four.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

This is torture

Worth it

I love when my Bracket City streak resets for no reason!!!

Got to get back
To the Outback
Kangaroo Jack
(G'day)

Chat is my brain cooked from online communities

Was looking for a crying emote for work, so I typed "sob." One of the results that came up was "sobusy," which I definitely did not read as "so busy" at first.